It’s me, Kit

Behold, a column by the @theglobeandmail.com's Tony Keller that cries out for a debunking. Allow me. 🧵 www.theglobeandmail.com/business/com...

Doomscrolling break... 10,000 years old

Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights

It's important to look after your emotional health. If you feel the need to float down the street surrounded by a swirling cloud of daggers and dark magic, just go for it. You deserve to be happy.

Unexpected guffaw, listening to @tkingfisher.com ‘s Daggerbound (no spoiler): “What,” said The Dervish, “the fuck.” Enjoying the book and the performance so very much.

I think I’ve invented a cocktail and I need a name. Equal parts (1 oz each) ginger liqueur, vodka, Cointreau and lime juice poured into a highball glass filled with ice. Drink until happy and content.

Morning Meerkittens

they’re good airplanes darth

If you're ever on a lonely trail in the wild end of the forest and see a crudely written sign hanging on a tree that says: NO MONSTERS HERE ONLY WAFFLES Don't believe it, not even for a second.

Fiona likes to try to provoke Henry but this time he’s trying to ignore her.

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO GET CONTROL OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, STAY IN LINE

So it turns out if you answer "yes" to the UCP's phone spamming of the province... You get to do a secret "push poll" survey. That frames the questions in such a way that you're either supporting them or you're an anti-freedom monster. Fun! #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

I don't know about you, but I'd feel a lot better if we were floating through starry skies in a passenger blimp, sipping cocktails and discussing books with various wizards and distinguished talking animals.

Your daily affirmation: I'm strong enough, I'm smart enough, and it’s ok if my voice causes men to crash upon my shores.

Do you ever feel like you missed your calling, and were meant to be touring the countryside in a motorcycle & sidecar with your well dressed badger best friend, solving minor mysteries and enjoying tea & adventure?

Friends, please speak with a doctor if you spend more than 3 nights per week floating through the cosmos, battling ancient gods that exist beyond time, and devouring dark nebulas at the ragged edge of the universe.

Happy Friday the 13th

Your daily affirmation: Repeat after me: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and my mind goblins will not defeat me today.

Make Art (1/4)

There are wolves inside of you, wild & free. There's also a grumpy bear who just wants to sleep, a disdainful owl who's had enough nonsense, and a sad little hedgehog who often feels the weight of the world.

Your daily fortune: Don't hide your light from the world. We need it now more than ever to brighten the darkness.

Most doctors agree on a simple plan for life: - drink plenty of water - get plenty of sleep - exercise once every 1,000 years - spend at least 2 nights per month shambling through the wildlands and searching the ruins of dead kingdoms for the bones of ancient kings to snack on

Choose your own adventure: 1. Go to work and earn money for someone else. 2. Stay home, eat a scone, and work on an erotic novel about moon ghosts.

Charisma: Rizz Strength: Reng Constitution: Toosh Dexterity: Sterr Intelligence: Lidge Wisdom: Izdo

I get the carrier out early so she isn’t scared of it when we go to the vet for a checkup. 10 seconds later:

Don't hide your laughter from the world. Be the inappropriate snicker in a crowded elevator, the hushed giggle in a darkened house, or the haunting cackle drifting across an empty playground at night, sending a shiver down the spine of all who hear it.

Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: - It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’ - It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’ - It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’ - It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’ - It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’ No worries if not!!!

How I’m entering 2026

Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself 1. Does this need to be said 2. Does this need to be said by me 3. Does this need to be said by me right now It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)

The holiday season is a time for sharing. So sharpen your antlers and fangs, spread your great black wings, soar across the land, and share fear and wonder with all who behold your dark beauty.

Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning. Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky at noon, Cthulhu arrives bearing gifts, and that gift is your doom.

Do you ever feel like the best Christmas present would be sleep? Uninterrupted sleep, with no distractions, no responsibilities, just your atoms floating through the vast echo of time and space?

I’m sad that this has been in the world for two years and I’m just seeing it now. An anthem for introverts. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eQP...

The cliche that ‘having an idea’ is the hard part of writing is persistent and pernicious. Realising the idea is the craft of it. That FAQ of…

Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.

if i knew how to do Spock's neck pinch i would likely only ever use it on myself

Look on the bright side. The sun won't expand and envelop the earth for another 7 billion years, so we still have time to fix things.

“Youse on my patch now. You play nice, you get Vatican City. You disrespect me, it’s BATican City… understood?”

No more. Coach. Holidays. for. me.

It is the worst holiday I have ever had.

Here I am surrounded by geriatric ladies. One - in a dark passage - frightened me - thought she was a ghost.

Either way we are sad.

Q - Why, given all the terrible things happening in the world, do people care about this? A - Micro-analysis: They see it as an example of government overreach and bureaucratic cruelty towards an independent farm. Macro-analysis: The world is getting dumber every day.