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Happy Hagfish Day! Today we’re celebrating hagfishes - hagfishes are ancient marine animals perhaps best known for their remarkable ability to produce large amounts of slime when threatened. When the slime hits seawater, it expands to form a gel which can clog a predator's mouth and gills.

gimme! gimme! gimme! a man after midnight

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Current* conditions near Bayfield, WI:

Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.

It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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Endorsements aren’t everything but it’s notable that he has very little support from the elected officials he overlaps with. Both house reps have endorsed Lynette. Rep Youakim, no flaming DSA radical, worked for him for years as his closest staffer and she’s endorsed Lynette. 5/

New map projection just dropped

Loon sketch!

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happy pride moth everyone

They're roommates

it's so fucked up that not all of my friends live in the same city as me

But they were all of them deceived, for another leche was made...

Happy Mother’s Day everyone, and best of luck keeping all your little ones together.

Minneapolis celebrates spring with a parade of giant handmade socialist puppets and a festival where people row the sun across the lake. This year's Mayday festival was today, and I'm going to try to share some photos and videos (many taken by others) to try to explain it for my non-local friends.

everyone chanting “egg egg egg” for this baby loon to hatch. wow it’s been a long winter and I just love south mpls so so much

THE ORBÁN PIN HAS FALLEN

also now the US legislature needs to hire all of the nonpartisan subject matter experts (that were employed in executive rulemaking) to draft legislation in perpetuity because the supreme court is intent on ruling against executive branch expertise (see wetland protection).

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Reminder for the first annual #LoonDay

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

The discovery that ICE began using Subarus shook me to my core. My culture is not a costume

One of the most sickening realizations I've ever had came when it hit me that six hundred years from now historians will be writing things like "while technically illegal, intercourse with minors was broadly accepted as normal among the American ruling class, and even a marker of status"

My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results

Boyfriends

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.