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Felix isn't satisficed with any horse, he wants to Find THAT SPECIFIC STEED! Watch A Deadly Dinner, our Shadows Over Baldur's Gate one shot on @crithitchronicles.com with @kujoplaysgames.bsky.social @critbard.com @encountersmith.bsky.social & myself in a scary AND hilarious #dnd adventure!

Ok here we go for #NationalPoetryDay Is your favourite Fido, the gnat, the angel/angle, gay days, or the corpse and bunion? Is our best insult ‘funny beyond measure’ ‘incorrect in every way’ ‘we would rather not read a poem’ or ‘drizzle of words’?

Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.

Mark Carney mocks Trump's accordion hands

Axon and Flock both make ALPRs that capture every passing vehicle regardless of any suspicion, recording location, time, license plate, color, make, model, and other characteristics. Trading one for the other “is sort of like swapping Coke for Pepsi,” EFF’s @lisafemia.bsky.social told @sfgate.com.

A message from Prime Minister Carney. 🇨🇦 www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1va...

www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.

“Fascism always fails!!” Is less comforting than I’d like it to be given that it also usually kills several million people first.

Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.

“Totalitarianism demands, in fact, the continuous alteration of the past, and in the long run probably demands a disbelief in the very existence of objective truth” —George Orwell, from Orwell on Truth

Trade xkcd.com/3290/

My contrarian take on Pluto and planethood is that this is an opportunity to get excited about the whole roster of Dwarf Planets, many of which are named after other mythological figures beyond the Greeks! That's neat! Spare some love for the other 8 dwarf planets!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_p...

Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]

A take from me which probably/hopefully will still hold up by morning this time. www.thestar.com/business/tru...

My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.

"All You Fascists Bound to Lose" performed by the Piedmont Raging Grannies. Rock on! 🤘🤘🤘 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARPs...

Nice thing to see on my way home.

sylvia townsend warner in 1926, foreseeing the type of author who would use AI:

My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE

Mockery is a legitimate form of protest and people underestimate how much bigots hate it.

¡ATENCIÓN! 🚨 El 5 de Julio de 2026 entra en vigencia la actualización de los ToS de Linktree. Esto incluye el uso de IA generativa (Dall-E de OpenAI) con los textos, imágenes y links que el usuario suba a su cuenta. Incluso compartirán toda la info del usuario con otros proveedores externos de IA ⚠️

Albertan Canadians don’t need to be reminded, but the rest of 🇨🇦Canada does: Alberta secessionists are 🇺🇸MAGA quislings, largely of the nutbar “Christian” fundamentalist variety. 🇨🇦🙄🇨🇦

UC Berkeley Law creates new AI policy that bans AI for "conceptualizing, outlining, drafting, revising, translating, or editing any work submitted for credit" or exams because "thinking remains the sine qua non of good lawyering (and of a quality legal education)." That's what I'm talking about.

Remember: we were never given credit for being right about crypto, we were never given credit for being right about NFTs, we were never given credit for being right about the metaverse and we will never be given credit for being right about AI. Fuck 'em up anyway.

❤️‍🩹The reunion of two loyal friends after a long separation – a Ukrainian soldier and his dog. First, the dog seemed to scold him for being away so long. Then it started hugging him. I’m not crying. Something just got in my eye.

Man, I'm just fuckin' happy not to be algorithmically prodded to be enraged every time I open up social media. It's not that the people I follow here aren't enraged with the state of the world, mind you. It's that I've chosen them, and their rage is part of that deal. It's qualitatively different.

Everyone is groaning about our fish puns, but when you’re an Island Government surrounded by the densest population of Killer Whales on the planet, all of your posts have to be very well orca-strated.

This is truly mind-blowing: Norway has gone from near-zero sales of non‑emitting battery electric vehicles to now close to 100% of all new passenger car sales - achieved in about 13 years. More in my next substack newsletter. Sign up here: substack.com/@janrosenow

We should be learning from other countries...

AI bros sound the same as NRA people popping up after tragedies to say guns have legit uses. Nobody asked you, everybody already knows what you think, and you're only here to yell PR for the product that you turned into your identity.

Just going to leave this here.

If nothing else the 2020s should put paid forever to the idea that rich people are rich because they're smart.

What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iran war? Trump had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

From The Archives:

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

Greenland’s capitol city Nuuk has six hospitals serving 60,000 people. The Des Moines, Iowa, metro area has six hospitals serving 700,000 people. Sure they need a US Navy hospital ship that's currently in dry dock undergoing repairs.

Very thoughtful of him... #crime