EG “Spooky” Katz

Some Lula supporters apparently shouted his name out their window when it was announced he won and a cop pointed his gun at him and they took what is possibly the greatest image of a cop ever taken, like genuinely this would go hard as a cover for a Rage album its so poetic.

that’s a five minute cleanup at most and these schmucks want to charge a $250 cleaning fee so they can hire someone for $40 to do it

i don't give a rat's ass what matt yglesias has to say

LIKE TO CHARGE REPOST TO CAST

is being conservative the new “punk rock”? of course not you fuckin dip shit

why is it sweating

i hope vivek is haunted by an evil spirit every night in perpetuity.

there’s no middle ground position on this. either musk is forcibly rooted out of government infrastructure or every war proceeds at the whims and dictates of a generational buffoon

I think it’s still too long let’s take one more out and see where we’re at

dude is obsessed with wanting people to thank him

One that loves key lime pie is a Meringutan

The machine did not "go rogue." The machine belongs to and is the responsibility of the people who own it. Hold those people accountable for their goddamn machine.

you will live to see madness beyond human comprehension

I dunno, this feels more antisemitic than anything Piker has said

one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

that sure is a pug

he admit it

that quote says more than anzalone thinks it does

never set up face and fingerprint logins! the cops don't need your consent to take them since they're considered nontestimonial evidence

damn they outpitched the pitch bot

I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people

always so weird when they come right out and say what they want. they have no concern for people who want to retire. Oz and his class just want to extract all the labor value possible before people keel over at their stations and die

and codify it this time

when I swear I didn’t get bit by that zombie

mmygod

you gotta wait til it turns brown before you eat it

I didn't think people could get madder at Ed Sheeran than when he showed up in that episode of Game of Thrones, but he's pulled it off.

nice we've reached the begging stage and we're still seven weeks out

The Hormel Pepperoni One Man Pep Band is no longer opening for Ed Sheeran

underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.

the voice of the people shall be uplifted

If not racist, why racist shaped?

Hi! I’ve found an ingenious was to stop AI from killing all humans: unplug it. Just fucking unplug it

trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible

Team Blue No Matter Who is going to have their work cut out for them because I for one refuse to entertain voting for or even saying nice things about someone who wants to compromise on trans rights. Like get the fuck away from me.

found out a guy I went to college with is the head of one of those alpha schools. It utilizes IQ tests to determine entrance. No answer on when the skull-measuring starts

teacher of pasta making class, to me: Please stop referring to it as the bucatini’s urethra

another blatant display of nepotism in the star trek universe this worf only got a job as cameraman because his uncle worf was on the show

if it changed the nature of humanity in a good way, AI companies wouldn’t have to force it on us at every chance they get, it would just be adopted widely, like smartphones

sounds like something someone who loses at art would say