Ryan Cordell

Been forced to watch too many campaign ads, including some for races I cannot legally vote in. Tried to make up the most over the top line that I am surprised I haven't seen yet, and came up with: "My opponent has vowed to force Halmark to make movies for holidays you didn't even know exist."

Just feel the need to publicly declare I disavow the Statler Brothershood.

we could make mechanical birds more affordable if the government invested in automaton trade schools, built more housing so craftspeople can afford to pursue this noble trade, and lowered trade barriers with countries that also produce mechanical singing birds

Years ago i was in Calgary with friends on the way to Alaska. I asked them if there was anything I needed to see in Alberta. They told me to check out the Gopher Museum. So glad I did. Sad it is closing (hopefully temporarily).

I think he's going to like this one 🥹❤️🙏

Having one of those days today.

How long until Little Steven gets a bunch of artists together to record a track about not opening for Ed Sheeran?

I think it is funny that Trump in his recent executive order is technically saying America is not and will never be Superior.

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

help, we’re lost on the 71 Peachtree streets of Atlanta

People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.

“Working class” implies there’s another class of people who do not have to work. We should talk about them more because they suck and they’re ruining everything

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I’m really enjoying this series (5) of Taskmaster Australia.

Me seeing friends and family buy various LEGO sets: Come on, you are a grown adult, why do you need that toy? Me after watching this advertisement: Where do I need to go stand in line to buy this?

Despite what you may have seen on TV, our hippos do not appreciate it when you feed them marbles

I don't want to criticise online bakers (many of whom I respect) but one trend I dislike is when they use “tsp” and “tbsp” in the same recipe. Yes, it's nice to add variety to the wording of your recipe but since they mean the same thing, you should pick one and just stick with it.

Happy July 14th to all who celebrate! #ConAirDay

Paging @sirmichael.bsky.social, the internet is calling for your artistic expertise.

“JD Vance didn't have the courage to do what should have been done to protect our Country and our Soccer Team"

Common loon coming in for a landing: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

You couldn't make Forrest Gump today... Forrest and Jenny would be shot by snipers for walking into the reflection pool. youtu.be/zfj4OB92MXc?...

This kid got his horse stuck in Trump’s new and improved reflecting pool.

I don’t think Nate Bargetze deserves all the pushback he is getting for going to the UFC fight. He should be getting all that pushback and more for remaking Mr. Mom.

the only difference between pop culture and poop culture is a vowel movement.

Had a good storm pass through the area and there was enough light at 9:30 for a full rainbow.

I saw a moose on my drive home last night.

Republicans and Democrats, This is Mambo #5…

Ladies and Gentlemen…. Mambo #5 has entered the National Recording Registry.

Hey @sirmichael.bsky.social, could you imaging how good this guy would be at Ladder Ham.

During the storm tonight, I checked one of my cameras to see if I could see any cool lightning. I did not expect this.

You know what would also help her afford her husband's cancer treatments? UNIVERSAL FUCKING HEALTH CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IS THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY STILL LIKE THIS MAYBE GRANDMA SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DELIVER FOOD LIKE A TEENAGER IF WE HAD A DECENT FUCKING SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!

I seriously want a reboot of Mr. Wizard’s World with the four of these astronauts as hosts. They can teach us about science, space, and life on our own planet. youtu.be/HacpRDfCbnw?...

This is part of the reason I will never be chosen to be an astronaut.

A friend posted on FB about the threat of ending of civilization and Meta AI gave me some of the most depressing questions. I hate it here…

NASA employee: oh hey you guys are back early. Astronaut: *grabs plunger, gets back on rocketship*

I wish they had given us a countdown before they took this photo. My eyes were closed. I hope I didn’t ruin the group photo for all earth bound creatures.

Okay, everyone's been asking why I'm not on Artemis 2 so I thought I should just address it once and for all and then we can all move forward

That is one huge chemtrail.

Went to Costco and this remote controlled boat caught my eye. But then I noticed the words in the top left corner. Are there places people have tried to use these boats that necessitated that warning?

Years ago, I spent 13 days aboard a freighter as it crossed the Pacific Ocean from South Korea to the United States. I think this gives me enough expert knowledge to confirm most of these facts are true. (I can not be certain about Julius Caesar and his travels to confirm that one).

We have thunder snow happening now. Where did you go spring?

There is a version of this world that could exist where, at any given time, the majority of humans beings are just chillin’ and eating fruit.

No, we don't require age verification to view our blue-footed boobies. Also, grow up.

was Pam Bondi trying to un-hibernate Auto-Tune the News?