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A lot of people misspell the word "nonexistent" as "nonexistant"; to be honest, I never really understood that.

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That's right! With the incredible power of Switch 2 hacks we can FINALLY extract the SMB1 ROM from Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour

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Pyronoid! 🦉🐻@pyronoid.com

youtube on my TV knows i really like these fucking videos where someone makes a game soundtrack for a game that could never exist and also is completely absurd so occasionally my TV starts producing the most beautifully composed sounds ever and i turn around and its just this

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DON-CHAN (どんちゃん) Rank C, Heartful Tribe, Heal Attribute Origin: Yo-kai Watch 2 Soultimate: Rockin' Rockets The spirit of a well-used Japanese drum. His big ambition is to bring his unique rhythms to the world.

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So when I convert video files in Handbrake, my "conversion complete" sound is the Tekken 3 announcer. I'm sitting here watching Tree House of Horror when suddenly the conversion ended with perfect timing

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I said this elsewhere, but this is very unfair to cucks. Vibe coders don't care at all what's in their projects, but while cucks are extremely invested in what's going inside their wives. 😔

Bits@bitshammer.bsky.social

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Letsbifrenz (おんもらき) Rank A, Shady Tribe, Drain Attribute Origin: Yo-kai Watch 3 Soultimate: Caw-Cawpse Breath He really just wants to be your friend. That's why he turns up next to your bed at night and whispers into your ear!

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Experimental post: The Duality of Whacka In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Whacka can finally be fought, and has a suspiciously specific 108 HP. The game both offers a ridiculously simplistic explanation for this as well as a complex one steeped in Dharmic symbolism.

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this really is just the logical endpoint of the like decade plus of bad faith localization discourse where people would just pretend you can take idioms and wordplay from other languages and swap it to english wholesale

Dezi@dezi.quest

taking this image from VampyricMaid on twitter but idk how you can hang your hat on this and say its good quality

Yo-kai Watch Bot@yokaiwatchbot.bsky.social

Slippy (カメッパ) Rank C, Tough Tribe, Water Attribute Origin: Yo-kai Watch 3 Soultimate: Slippy Slap This Yo-kai loves mixing up shoes, but he won't mess with shoes that are taken care of by their owners.

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Slippy (カメッパ) Rank C, Tough Tribe, Water Attribute Origin: Yo-kai Watch 3 Soultimate: Slippy Slap This Yo-kai loves mixing up shoes, but he won't mess with shoes that are taken care of by their owners.

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i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

robdog 👾@robdogdraws.bsky.social

Probably the coolest thing he's done next to being a potential Bomberman fan

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If you leave short story-sized comments in your code, it should be to explain something so messed up that you need to leave a message to yourself, Memento-style See: the first half of a comment block I left in the weapon code of Reelism 2

David Katze (vtuber)@davidkatzevt.bsky.social

SLOP WATCH: The Sonic Adventure recomp is vibe coded. You can tell because they say so and also because every code comment is a 4+ line short story and people who have actually done real decomp work (SPEEPSHighway) have no clue what it's even doing despite this. gj clod i mean claude #slopwatch

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This is Miyamoto. a rushed game will forever be bad. a delayed game will eventually be bad. Games are Bad. Cant Fucking Stand them . Even Gubble!!!!! thats why i make Movies now . i fucking hate Gamers . fuck You Reddit !

I still haven't played Z-A so honestly I might save up for this bundle

Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror]@nintendoamericax.bsky.social

A bundle featuring Pokémon Legends: Z-A – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition and the Mega Dimension DLC is releasing Oct 29! Enjoy all the expanded adventures of the Pokémon Legends: Z-A – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Mega Dimension bundle on a single Game Card.

is this how I'm going to finally play Witcher 3

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

The Witcher 3 Remastered (Switch 2) is free if you borrow a physical Switch 1 copy somewhere, like a public library or a friend (cart not needed after claiming free Remastered copy through the in-game menu) Insert cart, update game, claim free copy in the game menu www.reddit.com/r/gaming/com...

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This actually works out great, now only Microsoft is allowed to inject ads in their games, but Microsoft doesn't make games anymore so nobody will use this technology

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If we wanna cut these off at the source, stop sharing them, stop making videos about them, stop hosting them on your websites. Stop giving talentless hacks the attention they crave. Stop rewarding them for defiling our hobbies.

Sean Seanson@seanseanson.bsky.social

Might just kill myself

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Oh, I just found a treasure trove! :D Cruel Games, a game store/locadora de jogos/internet café that has been open since 1994 in Paraná, Brazil... and has photos of all those years! 30 years of people paying per hour to play games, do events, parties & tournaments, from the SNES to modern consoles