Lighthouse enthusiast

it’s long past time for some brave soul to tackle DC’s Yosemite Sam problem

Working from home in a house with wedding cake is very difficult

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

Unionized Cheesecake factory

China

I let my parents borrow the car today. It got very scratched. To their credit they were honest about it and are so far they are playing ball. It however is not an ideal thing to happen the day before your wedding

Here's a photo of a helicopter landed on Joanne's 227 foot support yacht that follows around her 290 foot main yacht

Rare Australian W

Just had one of the most unbelievable steaks of my life.

We can love TV Larry and hate IRL Larry.

That website is going to be FLOODED with reports against the Trump Administration. LOLOLOLOL

This might actually spark Americans to revolt.

My family is coming in from America and they keep narrating my dog with a really stupid voice and it's pissing me off.

Nolan’s Batman gets praise for its timely rumination on the surveillance state and whether it is right to become evil in order to stop a great evil. But the Adam West Batman engages with an equally important a theme of not selling surplus nuclear subs to people who won’t leave a full address.

Oh, Donald . . . That's not a gym. It's a gay bathhouse. And you have *never* looked like that.

Specialized in "Mr Deeds" style corporate takeovers

welcome to the meme game don

"Bill, we want to bring you back for a part in our new blockbuster, Raiders of the Lost Ark." "You're not gonna call me 'Porkins' again, are you?" "No." "What's my character's name?" "Major Eaton." "Fuck you, George"

There’s two kinds of prog rock: prog rock that makes you smart, and prog rock that makes you stupid. And you can’t tell the difference until it’s too late, and the polarities are reversing all the time

Incredible two posts to see back-to-back

I still will not go back to South Australia. Once was enough

I guess we can stop building them.

New glasses have put in a lot of work.

If you understand that political antisemitism was not just the hatred of the Jew qua Jew, but an entire worldview in which the Jew stands in for border-crossing cosmopolitan ideologies that threaten the nation-state, then you understand why the Israeli right had to reinvent it from first principles.

This is very much a planned, conscious corporate tactic bsky.app/profile/keta...

Re-Australianated

Incredibly sad day for me to be leaving China.

Gonna miss this city. One of my biggest surprises on the trip.

Last Nood in Chongqing

This is wild - somebody did a deep dive into the real stories behind this famous XKCD: sheets.works/data-viz/hol...

I have just ordered my noodles "Chongqing spicy" this might be a cry that I'm not ready for the end of this trip

Profits before Public safety? Is that even a crime anymore?

Anthony Albanese plans on going but will shake his head in disapproval while handing over another $1,000,000,000

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

Found a new God. I suggest y'all get on board.

Breaking tradition and getting a pizza in Chongqing only because the quality of everything has been so good here that I want to try their takes on western

TRINITY: Agents. URINAL: Load us in a big urinal to all piss in. NEO: No. Tank, get us outta here. URINAL: Override that command. Tank, unplug Trinity and Neo in the real world and load in a big disgusting urinal trough. I'm gonna let everything hang all out. MORPHEUS: (sotto voce) He's the One.