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This ad is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Geez, I used to feel guilty claiming my niece was younger to get a cheaper Disneyland ticket. I never faked a whole ass degree/career.

Fair enough. It’s time to stop the bots!

This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time, with a human of his very own. 💕 "Share the post if you love animals."

Absolutely 👇

Just saying 👇

A sweet little girl with autism brought her stuffed puppy to the dog show. One of the judges noticed her, came over, and asked if she’d like to show her dog too. What followed was pure magic. Original post

Absolutely 👇

Seriously 👇

Yes, I am 🤬

There are two types of dogs: water lovers and water haters. Original post

As we suspected:

DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”

Diesel was so cheap under Biden truckers could drive from all over the US to DC to protest Joe

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

I'm in love.

Does anyone else assume at this point that Putin now has XXX tapes of all of Trump's kids? If Putin's oligarch, Umar Kremlev, paid for the island and handled all of the setup for the "entertainment," then that means Putin's FSB had the ability to bug and setup cameras in every room.

Dog: *moving his paws while sleeping* Everyone: "Aw, he's probably dreaming about chasing squirrels."

🇺🇦💙💛💙💛💙💛

If Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, and Elon Musk all agree that we have to slow down - and now - something serious clearly happened with a frontier AI model. Journalists should be digging in to this. We aren’t getting the whole story here.

A farmer turned 70 acres of his Oregon barley farm into a wetland; now it hosts 140 bird species and endangered fish | World News - The Times of India timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/a-f...

The VP wants nothing more than a promotion in 2028. Thursday showed again why he doesn’t deserve it. Upon arriving at the briefing room, it took him only 40 minutes to contradict his boss, insult the American military, and ask the country to feel grateful about gas prices going up. (Link below)

Has there ever been a more iconic entrance? Rest in peace, Tim Curry.

Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton

The Supreme Court enters a new era of transparency. Thanks for the cartoon, Benjamin Slyngstad (@slyngstad.bsky.social).

We are projected to spend $268 BILLION on deportations — costing the average American taxpayer about $2,358 (according to @epi.org). But somehow we “can’t afford” to make sure hungry children can eat or ensure everyone, no matter their income, can access healthcare. Priorities.

Nobody told the cat owls do that #Cats #Caturday #Owls #LifuX

There are priorities, and then there are *PRIORITIES*. This current regime is actively destroying our own country AND much of the rest of the world. We need to fix that first. We can't do anything for anyone else if we are this broken.

Good morning. Just a friendly reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell is currently protected, enjoying pampering and puppy time while America's service members are forced to drink diseased water, eat rotten meat, and huff air infested by mold. She does yoga while they choose drowning.

Sounds spot-on to me

We don’t deserve dogs 🐶 🥲♥️ Good morning friends!

*watching The Odyssey, becoming disappointed* Me: I was in Greece last year and there were lots of cats. There are no cats in this movie

@ejeancarroll.bsky.social: "I don't understand how people can be afraid of a fat elderly man who wears apricot makeup, his hair done up like Tippi Hedren in The Birds and sits in a court room and moans and groans and complains”

Dog just wants to sit close to his Hooman

Mainers protesting in Biddeford yesterday following the killing by ICE of 26-year-old father Joan Sebastian Guerrero. This is what democracy looks like. #ICEOutOfControl #AbolishICE

The two ICE agents who murdered a civilian in Biddeford, Maine today. Let's make them famous.

SC: Even when we’re actually allowed to vote, we make the same horrendous choices that Texans do. There’s just nothing you can do with people like us except to put hay on the floor.

One of the quiet bright moments of lockdown was Sam Neill serenading us on the ukulele. This type of tenderness feels rare nowadays, how lucky we were. Thank you for everything. ❤️❤️❤️

AOC: I said this a couple of weeks ago: I would not be surprised if, when ICE funding started up again, we would start to see more civilian deaths at the hands of ICE. And that’s exactly what has happened. We didn’t see things like this happening with the same degree when we froze ICE funding.