Kwisatz Haterade

Now that we can finally pin posts I'm putting this up to forever minimize the risk of anyone getting the mistaken impression that I am a reasonable person who makes sensible decisions in life. Mana Drain, my belovéd… one day, we will return…

The wind stirred as leaves wobbled, the trembling air silencing quiet whimpering as she was masticated with each strand of cambium digging into her vessels. The skin revolting as bark, the pained muttering as a sapling accepted its grafting. "Oh sweetie... I think you are almost ready for pruning."

wait wait wait wait wait the filing only covers up through Q2 2026? it only covers the token maxxing honeymoon period of "AI can code now writing code yourself is dead spend ALL the tokens nowwww!!" yeah no shit they had ridiculous revenue growth specifically through the end of that period 🙄

yeah that explains a lot.

really do not want to be here today.

you’re laughing? her name was lola she was a showgirl and she lost her youth, her tony, and her mind at the copacabana and YOU’RE LAUGHING??

devastating loss. 😭

Current mood

hate how shitty and inadequate I feel being out w/o makeup, esp when I see someone else who put the effort in. There are reasons. but they feel like excuses for letting myself down. (plz don't reply telling me i don't need it/how good i look w/o it etc. I get the impulse but it doesn't help me.)

It's Existential Crisis Awareness Day! Be sure to spend the day comparing the vastness of the universe to the improbability of you even existing, let alone every event in your life that has led to this moment being exactly this moment for you right now.

Yissss

ROMEO+JULIET the exact same movie except everyone is a trans woman car full of trannies with guns chanting "I AM, I AM, A PRETTY PIECE OF FLESH I AM" would fix me

when ur peeing at the lesbian bar and see a familiar sticker

'What if we made 80 percent of the game out of sidequests' has basically never worked any better than it does in Mass Effect 2

Tabletop setting where magic is literally powered by kinks Exhibitionist witch draws power from public nudity but ONLY so long as she is ACTIVELY EMBARRASSED about it Bondage mages have to be leashed and cuffed, natch

Tattoo has entered the "scabs flaking off" stage. This is good, but it is also gross. =P

We made it to another Friday. Good job, everyone.

Everyone's talking about her today!!!!!!

you cannot kill it in a way that matters

friend is looking for empty space fic recommendations, you know what to do please, perverts

PHP RCE, GitLab vulnerability, TLS with Node.js, SSL signed with 4

Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she doesn’t care about the PHP vulnerability because she moved everything to Rust in 2024. “They said the rewrite would take six months. We’re on month 30. We haven’t shipped a feature since, but I’m having a very normal Wednesday.”

web developer: oh hey you guys are back early infra: four's haunted web developer: what? infra: *loading a pistol and getting back on the computer* four's haunted

obsessed with the description for the witch in aria of sorrow's bestiary

well this fuckin sucks.

[dark souls font] BLONDENESS RESTORED

a personal thank you to all of you joining in

ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death

indulging in their favorite hobby of playing dress-up with the ancient lich who once laid waste to armies #art

Picture a bunch of MBA's all getting scammed with a massive case of FOMO at the same time. They HAD to buy all the "AI" machines, or else everybody else would have them and they would have no "AI" for themselves. Just having the machines meant they had the "AI" and not their competition. Madness.

I'm a security professional, and I can tell you that security professionals only talk about PHP when they're very distressed

This one

once more unto the breach.