lunya~ 💖

yes

WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO'S BACK

i have gone mad with power. all of this is css. i am so fucking tired

About to see wildwood, so excited!

this might be the worst combination of words i've read on a screen yet

They should add street pass support to pacemakers

Cis people would rather get in the robot than go to therapy

this isn't very popular to say, but for me personally, it was good that i had unrestricted internet access when i was a minor. i was aware of what i was doing and enjoyed it. i don't look back on it and go "well that was a mistake", i look back on it and wish i could do it for the first time again

I am actually more worried about the threat of people calling for automatic death sentences for wrong-think than I am about people calling for a measured response to the dangers of AI.

i bring this up because, uh... i already built it lmao

would you use a hosted git forge that does repos, issues, prs, an api, and nothing else? no bundled ci, no ai, no projects. fast and out of your way. it would have public repos be free like github, private repos paid so i can keep the lights on lol. trying to figure out if this is a real want or no

This era is going to represent the biggest pile of wasted silicon in the history of the microprocessor, because all these things are doing right now is depreciating. It's possible that's all they'll ever do.

details leaked. this vulnerability is a full unauthenticated unconditional remote code execution exploit against any service running on a PHP version from 5.4 until latest yeah if anything deserves CVSS 11, this is it. this is CATACLYSMICALLY bad.

don't worry about it kitten

Rest in peace computers you had a good run but were eventually defeated by a single digit number and a bunch of guys doing stock scams.

the fact that this can be about two different things today

laughing at the number 4 when i scrolled past some posts about php

truly a wild time to be alive when the cryptography world is split between those worried about quantum computers and those whose private key is “4”

hackers rn

if you still, for some reason, are not using a password manager let the phpocalypse be your sign from God telling you to take up the faith

100 likes. that's 4 in binary

you can use the CA bug to make your boring smart TV way more interesting

sneakers (1992)

regular expression engines considered harmful security is cooked, folks

Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she doesn’t care about the PHP vulnerability because she moved everything to Rust in 2024. “They said the rewrite would take six months. We’re on month 30. We haven’t shipped a feature since, but I’m having a very normal Wednesday.”

PHP is burning. Node is burning. GitLab is burning. The certificate authorities have apparently been generating their private keys with an enchanted D6.

Hi everyone! Tech here! Giving you an update as we progress here. We've finished patching the core language at this point, and we are currently running through the site checking for any bugs or issues that the patch as caused, as we used this opportunity to bump major versions of PHP.

From zero to “the PM is posting about it” how bad is your security alert.

nightmare blunt rotation

okay who the fuck decided that all of these vulns would be released at the same time today, speak up please :)

i have a lot of tech opinions that would probably get me crucified tbh

cute girl yuri......

So fucking excited