Malibu Sarah

hi from South Carolina, where I taught for 18 years any SC educator will tell you: our unofficial state motto is "thank god for Mississippi"

NO LINES @ early voting in Charleston SC 🌴🌙 Go vote!! 🥂

idk it seems like they are choosing "free candy" they could always party after but yeah I'm still here for it

nobody: trump:

"less impressed by self-awareness" has killed me dead ☠️

if this goes on for another ten years we're gonna have to start thinking seriously about pushing back a lil bit

American conservatives are constantly bemoaning the decline of aesthetic standards and calling for a return to tailored suits and classical Roman architecture, but are now forced to defend the Cheesecake Factory. A constant tension between the Brooks Brothers patrician and the Kid Rock populist.

increasingly, me

I've been using women's restrooms for 46.5 years and I can tell you the only time we're scared in there is when we've just narrowly escaped a cis hetero creep who shouldn't be allowed out in public

you guys

Hirokuma, a bear who turned yellow after eating too many lemons, is the mascot of Hiroshima Pefecture. He actually smells of lemons in person.

very cool of you, medical / pharmaceutical industries, to put an expiration date on prescriptions for anxiety medication. this has never once caused a problem for me.

an unforeseen consequence of moving to the SC coast: I must now go to the ocean to get my lasting dopamine hits

All major sports teams except the Cavs, i.e., more evidence that you should give up all professional sports fandom except basketball. 🏀

ill be fucking their little tri-corn hat wearing asses up. founding fathers never saw brazilian jui jitsu. Never saw muy thai. im putting ben franklin in a kimura.

Everything run by white evangelicals is a) already nationalism, b) headed for nationalism, or c) headed for dissolution.

“I guess what I would say to people worried about inflation and health care is: you gotta check out my sickass helipad”

yeah, we could say in some ways you've never fucked a couch but the couch gets a vote here

good idea: seeing You Can See Everything in the theater better idea: seeing You Can See Everything in the theater with mushrooms in your system 10/10. 🍄 👀 🩸

Important allyship 👇🏾

this is why humans exist to make wheelchairs for dogs that's literally it

we choose the bear and/or the basket every time

We seem to be having some success with hot smart people who are good at television, has anyone thought of trying this before

I highly recommend a regular fall-time practice of finding the nearest ocean and standing in it for a few minutes

[Exit Queen.]

@daveweasel.bsky.social

Some great writing in defense of writing (and writers) by @kentremendous.bsky.social!

lemme see yer beans (this is mine) #focusfriend

holy shit you guys boxing might be stupid now

Exactly. The word "Christian" is imbued with meaning by the behavioral patterns of the people who claim the label. "True Christians wouldn't..." ok, but millions who call themselves Christians WOULD and DID, so where is your curiosity? Your humility? Even just a pause for reflection??

I am begging my state to make the news for literally ANYTHING positive

the new pope has just received a message from God

This is a top-tier comfort film. I fall asleep to it like twice a week.

doing pretty good at managing my adhd without medication if I do say so myself

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

I wrote something about how we're seeing the rise of the online "alpha male." This is someone who speaks in clipped imperatives, squeezes into tight suits, and performs for our feed. They present a vision of masculinity shaped by politics, tech, and 100 years of cultural history 🧵

one time my purse got stolen out of my car but it was no big deal bc I canceled my cards, insurance replaced my window, I bought a new purse & wallet, I got a new ID, I wasn't carrying $3000 cash at the time, & I wasn't a universally hated dog-murdering racist ass-hat