Mary G Bird

I don't need to be dead to haunt you

I live in a rural town and, like, I don't know how to tell you this, but the girls play on the boys team and vice versa all the time because otherwise we don't have enough players for a game and it's literally always fine so stop being weirdos about kids sports and just let trans kids play.

Southern oregon is a cesspool...scenery is gorgeous, but the people are down right evil. I have never experienced the kind of cruelty I see regularly here.

"If she sits on your face she owns you, it's called squatters' rights." Me, spitting out my Coke.

If we must see political ads (and it seems we must) we all deserve a political ad that makes us happy smile. Let me help.

This week I've seen things I hope never to see again & have learned who should have been caring for this lil guy. He was abandoned when a neighbor moved a month ago. I will be finding them. While we wait for vengeance Isaac is scheduled for shots & neutering. He's going to be okay.

I almost forgot it’s #ReptileAwarenessDay! Please enjoy this excellent Northern Water Snake! #herps 🌿

I'm a doctor and a dad. I rebuilt Detroit's health department, led Wayne County's Department of Health, Human and Veterans Services. We put glasses on kids, took on corporate polluters, eliminated medical debt. It just shouldn't be this hard to get by in the richest country in the world.

Gary Tyler, a quilt artist who spent decades on death row for a crime he didn’t commit, now has his first solo exhibit at the Grand Rapids Art Museum

BREAKING: Anthropic reports an $80 billion net loss in the first half of 2026.

ACAB includes nurse-cops

I am sitting at the emergency vet on a sunday, losing money not being at work and paying money I already don't have to try and save a cat that someone could not be bothered to care for. I am sad, angry, financially fucked, and most importantly going to find out who neglected him.

Wicker marketing team knows EXACTLY what they're doing

Might save a life.

Still need a lil hit Like one pull for old times sake

The "controversial" comic with over 43 false reports to silence the creator and the real feel of the people. Enjoy, like and reshare "The Day All Billionaires Died..." By #noneofthisisok

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

Reading Rainbow is back! 📚🌈 ☺️ We are happy to announce that Reading Rainbow is back on October 16th and will be premiering on the official Reading Rainbow YouTube channel! Get ready for a new season of learning, stories, and fun!

Some see the inner mesh pocket of a backpack for what it is (a water bottle holder) and not for what it could be (a twizzlers pouch)

A lot of straight men get upset when their hobby/vocation is mainly enjoyed by women. That's kind of it.

Frank Carter, while performing with the Sex Pistols in Denver, had a concertgoer ejected for objecting to a women-only mosh pit

Nice kitty.

Friends, can we all block and report @scuba-diving-5.bsky.social — they are pretending to sell my stuff on merch (check their replies tab), but it’s a credit card number theft scam. Hopefully nobody got ripped off, but if you did, call your credit card company ASAP.

Commission for Iast 🖤 I'm always so happy when you keep coming back with your characters, again and again, to capture them in different situations! ✦ #commission #art

i had a conversation earlier about what to charge for commercial commissions that reminded me i had a calculator for that sitting around in my google drive, so i've edited that into a template and tossed it on my ko-fi for PWYW! ko-fi.com/s/bc6f316116

For those who may not be familiar w/ the term, giving up "moral rights" means they don't have to credit you, & can alter any part of your work w/o permission. Along w/ the other terms, it basically makes a freelance gig into Work for Hire, the artist or writer giving up all rights in their work.

Well. Hello. (Is that a debut at #7 on the NYT bestseller list? Why yes, yes it is!)

The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. https://bit.ly/4hMhPzG

I have 3 things... 1) a scan of my brain 2) a 3d printer 3) a bunch of intoxicants in my system (day off after a rough week)

My man would be pissed if I didn't at least call on his bday so it tracks

Advertising a Trump knife is certainly a choice.......

I think in every relationship you should be offered an option of a cage match to the death every 10yrs. The best part...the first few decades not many couples would do it, but when Edgar & Lucille are finally done after 50yrs we get geriatric death match. Yes, I say put that shit on pay per view.

This right here...and when an author I already love is talking about books they like? You bet ur sweet ass I'm gonna go grab a copy.

Pete Hegseth trails behind the crowd while running with troops in San Diego

now this is unscientific. I didn't tell every romantic partner whether or not I owned a sword. ladies don't necessarily want to hear that. they want to hear i make a mean tiramisu

I used to sell weed to a guy who looked just like this...he swore he was going to take the OR legal system down for making him have license, regist., & ins. to drive. He was "learning law" to do it (on his own, no one would teach him). Haven't seen him in a min., wish I could remember his name.

My grown ass was at the store & they had those coloring kits half off (y'all know the ones w/the travel case). Today is my friday. I was promised when I grew up I could have cake for breakfast & there's a giant slice in my fridge. I am finally going to live like six yr old me anticipated I would!

This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:

We are not enthusiastic enough about our passions… i stand on this app to declare the fires that rage in my soul!!!!

And yet most women's clothes still don't have pockets.

Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.