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While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities. Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.

A confused and rambling President Donald Trump fumbled Monday while trying to remember Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's (D-MI) name in the Oval Office, landing instead on Gov. "Christy Whitman," former governor of New Jersey in the 1990s.

R.I.P. Sly Stone and thank you for the music.

Getting lost in this fantastic novel by @chuckwendig.bsky.social made turning 50 way more enjoyable.

As the Trump family scams pile up, it is hard to imagine anyone more obsessed with grifting money from feeble-minded people. by L. Ron Hubbard

Sounds like ICE did not have their papers in order. Kinda thought that was their whole thing.

But it’s not a cult…

We’re doomed.

Jesus knows she’s a liar.

Too bad we’re rubber and he’s glue. Weak, fragile, insecure glue.

“Improper ideology”? Get fucked.

You cozy up to big pieces of shit everyday, and you wonder why you stink.

Think of how wealthy, healthy and happy we would be if Republicans would get the fuck out of the way.

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So all we have to do is remove Florida? Who knew? Let’s go!

Pretty soon Trump is going to be going after the electric grid. You know how many transformers there are out there?

Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY. David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

they are just so profoundly stupid

The markets are crashing, we can't afford eggs anymore, the economy is shrinking, our allies are abandoning us... But we'll always have the Gulf of America.

A parody wrapped in a satire inside a bad joke.

A WIRED investigation reveals that billion-dollar scam compounds in Myanmar—where tens of thousands are enslaved—are using Starlink, the satellite internet service from Elon Musk’s SpaceX, to stay online and keep their operations running.

It’s nice of President Musk to let lil Donnie have the day off to go watch the sports ball game. Amiright or amiright? @officialjackwhite.bsky.social @jojofromjerz.bsky.social @jefftiedrich.bsky.social

Fox Business host Lydia Hu seems to think NAFTA still exists. She tried to blame it on trade restrictions. During Trump's first term he negotiated the United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA) which replaced NAFTA - I provide receipts via AP and PBS. youtu.be/1kqE_pwditI?...

Executive Order to rename measles "Power Freckles"

RIP The Band

That's more EOs than in a Police song.

Hi, I’m God. It’s January 6th Eve, so don’t forget to leave out crackers and crystal meth for Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Exactly

They finally caught on.

Here’s a New Year’s Resolution: Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.

It seems 2025 will be very unsubtle with its metaphors and foreshadowing.

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