Mat 🍩

I haven't been super duper active on here but I still just wanted to mention my 2026 resolution is hibernating on most of my socials. If you want a more detailed explanation, I have it up on instagram but I need next year to be a big one for me so I need to put my full focus into my creative goals.

Santa deniers after hearing hooves on their roof tn 🤡🤡🤡

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

I think 2025 was such a bad year for me because I consumed 0 glizzys during the summer. 2026 is an all-glizzy summer. watch this space.

solidarity with trans people and death to fascism

'therapists and others' yeah man therapists just LOVE breaking up families for the fun of it. it's all goofs and gaffs.

this sucks lmao how hard is it to just use lorum ipsum instead of content stolen from another person

There's a media blackout on the FBI's new enemies list and cash fund for snitching on people harboring things like "anti-Americanism." What little coverage its gotten has been laughably bad: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-ene...

feel like it should be a bigger story that the global war on terrorism is being replaced with a domestic war on terrorism

wow thats crazy they didn't want to mention the group behind the EA deal that went over so well? I wonder why that is...

one of the most fundamental lies of america is the idea that there is a thing called "being political" which usually means being either being a minority or not wanting them mistreated. if you are these things you are "political". if you let it slide when people mistreat them you are not "political"

proof of life

im going to start a new challenge called frogger friday where I jump through 6 lanes of oncoming traffic

just got spoiled on the new wicked movie what do you mean the witch is green

hey how much longer is the frog going to have to boil before people recognize what's happening lmao

feeling extra emotionally vulnerable if any beautiful women want to take advantage of me

its ironic that world toilet day and international men's day fall on the same date because men ain't shit

oh is it men's day? i didn't notice because i'm too busy listening to women

inshallah there will be a butlerian jihad in my lifetime 🙏🙏🙏

Incredibly Cool™️ that Arc Raiders is sparking this mindset across the internet so much. Really Awesome™️ that people now think already underpaid voice actors deserve even less! Super great job! 🫩

many people are saying we've never had more jobs. just an absolute bigly amount of employment folks

the mods here will be huge fucking pissbabies about shit like this but when transphobia is rampant they're out to lunch but also he's right and she should be

big TP doesn't want you to see the light (using a bidet like a civilized person)

I’m like if Kirby wasn’t pink and had limbs

chat is this good

I don't even live in NYC and applied thats how bad the job market is rn LMAO

donald trump is a pedophile and half the voters in the united states will come out acknowledge this, and be okay with that

we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”

oh that’s cool I was too preoccupied with 9/11 happening to really appreciate Enron, so I’m glad I get to experience it again as an adult!

Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish