MattDotRich

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

No one dominates the radio charts at trampoline parks like Charlie Puth

My 5yo daughter: Afraid of the "Fancy Nancy" episode where Nancy yells Also my 5yo daughter: unflinchingly watching a YouTube video of a 54 year old man in full Ursala makeup giving a Tamagotchi tutorial as he takes a bath in slime

The 1980’s:

Bad news, Radiohead fans. The band has finally revealed what country “The National Anthem” is the national anthem of: Loserville

My job as a dad on a snow day is to look out the window every half hour and and say "it's still coming down" and get no response from any family member.

A truly incredible piece of journalism. Kudos to the post for having it first

Surrendering 22 points in 18 minutes to Mr. Beast in the NBA All Star Celebrity Game. I just can't keep him in front of me, and after a reverse finish he hits me with a too-small gesture while doing one of his awful open-mouth YouTube smiles. I look in the stands and see my parents booing me.

hot dog lunch

And her name is [people start preemptively sighing] The Truth, which you don’t hear about from the mainstream media,

Like any?

The NBA is the only sport who actively works to devalue eighty percent of what they show you. Throwing gimmicks at literally every thing you have isn't solving anything. It's working to tell your audience "ya, you're right - this doesn't really matter"

Calling the fellas to let them know that the French musical inspired sequel to the joker is now streaming on Max, the one with HBO

SOURCES: Herbie doesn't like to make toys

@iankarmel1.bsky.social meet @iankarmel.bsky.social . Sharing so we can get this guy blocked asap

bad dudes, print ad, imagery (1989) archive.org/details/1989...

Whooooaaaaa black Betty

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP ASKING THIS?!

This artifact I found at the thrift store presents a riveting tale of a major marital Incident

Others left the other place to avoid political toxicity, @benjaminsolak.bsky.social left to avoid another day of people trying to explain to Kurt Warner why you go for 2 down 15

I’m going to repost some videos I originally put up on Twitter over the past couple of years. Here’s an important one.

I believe riding the bus drunk wearing headphones feels exactly as decadent and transcendent as the inaugural ride on the Concorde

Astonishingly little Tommy Chong content on this app and I do not care for it