Matt Parrish

Cool, so the self-replicating murderbots are not a problem "for now," just [checks notes] two months from now. All good then. finance.yahoo.com/technology/a...

QB situation continues to go extremely well for Atlanta

If the Southeastern Conference has to file a federal civil rights claim under the 1st Amendment against LSU to enforce its amateurism rules...that does not bode well for its future as a governing body. acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aaid:...

The NBA just gave the Clippers the death penalty

Ha-Seong Kim, future World Series MVP

my gf was trying to gas me up and told my 9yo "your dad is one of the smartest people I know" and she deadpanned "you need to meet more people" crushed both of us with 6 words like Hemingway

Like Newt Gingrich, Alexi Lalas parleyed a few good weeks in 1994 into an entire career and then refused to go away.

Argentina is like if Steph Curry played on the 1989 Detroit Pistons

The news is always "This absolute fool was dismantled in hearings today. He is manifestly unqualified for the position and would be an existential danger if confirmed. Disaster. He is set to be confirmed immediately." When you ask why everyone is furious and exhausted all the time, this is why.

Trump doesn’t force people to do bad things. All he did was show people they could get away with being horrible if they really wanted to, and a lot of powerful people decided they didn’t need to pretend anymore. Especially those in influential positions who could push back but did not.

every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act

Soccer would be more fun without VAR

Quansah out two games. Starmer humiliated again. www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...

Aaaaaand we’re done

So Belgium complained FIFA never gave them the decision, FIFA treated their request as the appeal itself, THEN said an appeal can’t be "admissible" without the decision FIFA hadn’t provided. That is ELITE administrative nonsense. We just out-Belgium’d Belgium. www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...

Congratulations to England for surviving the Azteca after dark Your reward: 90 minutes against Norwegian Calvin Johnson

Shut up, nerd www.espn.com/soccer/story...

“The Cape Verdeans are going to give me a heart attack” is not a sentence I envisioned myself saying a month ago

Take me out to the soccer Take me out to the pitch Buy me a beer and some fish ’n chips I don’t care if my jersey gets ripped Let me root root root for the home team If they don’t win they might tie For it’s no! goals! sometimes get scored By the soccer guys

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

It simply will not stop raining in Atlanta, Georgia.

Wemby is already such a great villain, it’s amazing

I voted for Platner.

I would describe Luke Kornet’s game as “guy who takes it a little too seriously at LA Fitness”

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I tell you what, if you live long enough, you see some wild headlines www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/u...

Many people have a vested interest in pretending otherwise, but the US research university is globally dominant to an almost unbelievable degree. The typical state university is a football team stapled to a R&D lab with a budget bigger than the entire nation of Belgium.

this looks like an extra tough captcha test

RIP to a great Atlantan www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/b...

THE ATLANTA CHRISTIAN JAMES MCCOLLUM HAWKS

The Knickerbockers are getting some *sketchy* foul calls late

The 1918 Spanish Flu pandemic caused more American military deaths than combat in World War I.

It's almost like a wise Latina with the richness of her experiences would reach a better conclusion on this question than a white male who hasn't lived that life.

Non compos mentis

The next AG will be worse

Pause

Mood:

He looks like all of the brothers from malcom in the middle rolled into one

we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'

Congratulations to Bam on scoring the most points in a NBA game that wasn’t played in a high school gym in Hershey Pennsylvania w/ no cameras

Disaster.

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

$300 million mistake That's the same cost as 25,000 Head Start slots

The cost of a Patriot missile would provide health insurance for 150 American families for a year.