Mikey in DFW

Whole lotta Canes folks followed me and that’s awesome. You guys are GREAT. But please #TakeWarning: I’m gonna hate on North Carolina State almost as hard as I hate on Duke and that comes with my territory.

Marcus Paige nods…

The ONLY path to the Rays winning the World Series as of about two hours ago was “Brewers think they’ve won the World Series in their final at bat but Tampa somehow kicks Milwaukee in the balls in the bottom of the inning.” And. Well…

GET THE MILLER HIGH LIFE OUT OF THE CLUBHOUSE!!! NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!!!

I’d say “uh oh,” but everything’s broken for the Brew so far, so why would that change now?

Miller High Life taking the place of actual champagne.

Baseball’s #1 goal this offseason should be to make sure there’s a 2027 season. But yeah… this, too.

Remembering some emergency playing surface repairs

How is the mound fucked up?? IT’S INDOORS!!

Second time I’ve been able to announce a guy getting a star for a fighting major #CarolinaCulture

he's out. That's a great throw.

That was a helluva hockey game that was probably closer than it shoulda been. The champs are the champs for a good reason.

There are zero commercial breaks without a gambling ad. Then you tell everyone that liberals are racists. MLB outdid themselves with the World Series commercials. Top notch viewing experience

Aho was WIDE OPEN and I wasn’t sure they were gonna be able to get him the puck.

SEBASTIAN AHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO

Orville Wright, 12/17/1903

Me checking the beer at every college party

Deslauriers and Jeannot go round and roun, DLow firing up the crowd on the way to the box. Probably a draw but DLow landed some good shots considering his lid flipped off.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THREAD

DORTON ARENA LEGENDS JOE OVIES AND JIM CORNETTE

Me watching the Stanley Cup Final:

This MF counting: I II III IV V

Scott Frost got his first win over a ranked team in nearly nine years, despite all of he and his quarterback’s best efforts to deliberately avoid doing so.

Young ‘uns: this stuff happened once a week during Obama’s presidency. Dijon mustard. Moving a bust of Churchill. Inviting a rapper to the White House. Putting his feet up on his desk. They’d scream and cry for days about how effete and snobby and Black he was and how misinderstood they were.

I’m not sure what’s more ridiculous: 10-0 on the scoreboard or 15-1 in hits.

Question, so if Super Mario Brothers tells us that flowers make plumbers throw fire at turtles, and science says that plumbers actually fix pipes in exchange for money…can anyone explain it?

The Cardinals scored nine ONE OUT runs in that clownshow of a Game 5 in 2019. (For those of y’all whose brains think like mine.)

#WorldSeries

The inches you need are all around us… and they’re all coming up Brewers this series. They feel inevitable.

This man disagrees:

Jumbo. Tron.

Tampa Bay running like Lonnie Smith in this series.

You can’t just say that all the teams that picked players ahead of Caleb Wilson are now regretting it. You can think it, but you just can’t say it.

If you get bullied out of Salt Lake City by Utah fans, maybe being the face of a college football show just isn’t for you

Pat wouldn't last 10 minutes in the Triangle.

Gangstas on Jim Cornette and Smoky Mountain Wrestling (ECW, 1996)

Yikes!

adam silver has no time to try and reschedule a regular season game with six months to spare, he's too busy getting the league in bed with every possible gambling partner he can find.

The SEC Basketball TOURNAMENT - a SERIES of games - swapped up its arena to the GT Thrillerdome in less than 12 hours after a tornado damaged the Georgia Dome mid-quarterfinal in 2008.

54 goal pace, NBD.

not all that crazy when you remember high-speed rail is a benefit to the working class and data centers only enrich the wealthy

It's insane that the campaign against El-Sayed is basically that he has some secret relationship with the people that the president's family has a secret relationship with.

TEXAS