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My back gate says it all (if you'll forgive the expression) 😊

Brilliant…yet devastating

Jeez how many Google execs are in the Epstein files for cryin out loud

who made this

We wanted to understand how mRNA vaccines work. So we talked to three cocaine addicts in a gas station bathroom off Route 6.

📌The real sanctuary city is where money and power protect you from the consequences of sex trafficking, or influence peddling ... Not the small Midwestern city where trying to help a lady get up after she gets maced gets you shot in the back of the f**ing head." -Jon Stewart

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle

The ICE agent who murdered Renee Nicole Good and fled the scene has deleted all of his social media accounts. The Trump administration says he is currently at home on paid leave, enjoying time with his family. After this administration, we are going to need a Nuremberg Trials 2.0.

This would be a good moment for top editors in our major news organizations to call a meeting to announce to their staff that Trump has lost his mind and you don’t have to cover him like he’s normal anymore.

Nuremberg 2026

I didn’t mention that after this is over, the ICE thugs should be put on trial in a Nuremberg type trial, and I assure you that “I was just following orders” will get the same response here as it did then. No one bought that defense.

Satire is dead.

The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.

c’mon, Scotland. You know what to do!

Obviously mental health issue but reading between the lines: this was a dumb “business idiot” guy before losing control. He didn’t know what the damn product was or could do. Literally doesn’t understand it despite being a “long running investor.” Absolute morons cursing our lives; rarely their own.

Also “buy my snake oil”

Shout this!

Now and forever: F*CK JACK WELCH The late 20th century's most destructive fraud. [I worked for GE during the JW years]

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There ain't no fucking way anyone is leaving Canada to sneak into the US. Or, maybe they are going to prevent Americans from leaving.

As a Michigander, I'm personally not the least bit worried about the Canadian border, so she can just keep Michigan out of her mouth.

Why you should use the F-word too

That would be awful. Don’t share this.

It's time to rename his department to the Department of Health and Human Sacrifice

Since cis het men who are natural born US citizens commit the most crimes, I think they should have markers on their IDs, restricted state to state travel, higher insurance and tax rates, separate restrooms, and state sanctioned vasectomies at 14 because they cause 100% of unwanted pregnancies.

JD Vance this month broke Ohio State’s trophy, made all of Greenland want to beat his ass, and killed the Pope. Frank Grimes is the VP.

Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.

Trump could declare himself President-for-Life, announce that the Constitution is inoperative in its entirety, and begin mass public executions of all Democrats, and every news story about the subsequent court case would have to include the phrase "Justices Thomas and Alito dissented"

If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.

Hey Canada! Just tell the Convicted Felon and Adjudicated Rapist Trump you’ll be the 51st state on 2 conditions: 1. US adopts the metric system on day 1. 2. English and French are the official languages. Problem solved

the thing that makes me sad is as a consumer protection reporter I know that even if we survive fascism, whatever milquetoast Dem gets elected in the future will never have the integrity or courage to restore regulatory agencies to where they were which was already pretty sorry shape

Can you say the SAME?! 🤚 Steve. Is. Right. 😎✨

Amazing that without even mentioning a name, EVERYONE knows exactly who it's referencing.

I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.

Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, let’s steal some of their policies. In Denmark: - Health care and college are free.   - The starting wage is $22/hr. - Paid parental leave is 1 year. - Paid vacation is 6 weeks.   - All workers get pensions.

America needs to deport rapists, some of whom even brag about their crimes and publicly defame their victims. by Donald Trump

You are incorrect. That was not Biden’s plan. He was doing everything he could to help workers and everyone needing help. What are you reading that makes you think Biden was against US citizens.