Nigel Tufnel

This Meta ad on optimism for AI and hope for the future is strange for choosing David Bowie’s 5 Years as the song. The song is about the end of the world.

It’s taking a long time for people to wake up to the fact that these platforms are not public forums but privately owned companies with terrible agendas and total control. If you lay down with these dogs…

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and post one that you like

Ruin a book by adding a word to the title: The Master and Chili’s Margarita

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.

they're all just lying, it is tremendous lying, but it is just lying

Before anyone who follows me loses their shit. Plague is endemic in rodents in the Southwest U.S. A handful of Americans get it each year.

What’s your fake STAR TREK academic paper? “Tachyons- is there anything they can’t do?”

Moo’s Next

Of course he got “paid back.” Thats the point of a bribe. Trump didn’t say he paid cash.

Make a band edible: Paul McCartney and Buffalo Wings

Outstanding!

A guy who made billions because he created a platform for rich kids to speculate on fake money has thoughts about what are net positives and negatives for the world.

What’s your favorite acting role by a singer?

every 6 months the Trump administration realizes lowering tariffs will lower prices, applies this insight to one specific good, and then proceeds to never introspect beyond that. It’s honestly beautiful in its stupidity.

This umpire is terrible!

“Separated”

Baa Baa Black Sheep without the canned footage.

What song did the Sirens sing in the Odyssey? Wrong answers only. m.youtube.com/watch?v=GisC...

Trent Reznor goes birdwatching: Nine Finch Quails!

It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.

Buttle is one of my favorite obscure words. The dictionary for this game is very strange.

Star City finale was everything I hoped for and more.

I’m really looking forward to the season finale of Star City tomorrow!

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

The heart monitor and the respirator make a good slow beat. He doesn’t bring much on the EEG though.

The founder we should talk more about is Thomas Paine, who will fuck your shit up every time. Here he is in The Rights of Man just ripping into any ideas of "originalism" and that kind of garbage.

Rolling Stones: Let It Bleed Sticky Fingers Exile on Main Street Radiohead: OK Computer Kid A Amnesiac R.E.M Green Out of Time Automatic for the People Stevie Wonder Talking Book Innervisions Fulfillingness’ First Finale

“Baby please, I’m not from Havana!”

You’ve Wanged your last Chung.

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Great thread!

99 year old woman with a hell of a splitter!

Remember the current NIH director going on about protecting researchers from government censorship? Today his people called the police in to forcibly remove my colleagues from their own society meeting for sharing an editorial published in their flagship journal that was critical of him. Gift link

This is amazing! I think Colbert should go around the country doing guest spots on local access for a while.

🚨If a state is making it harder for your family to vote, why reward them with your talent and your NIL money? I said what I said. You can still make it to the NFL, NBA, or anywhere else without propping up politicians attacking democracy and voting rights.

When assembling your dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully.

This one feels really good!

Premier League Champions

Never in doubt ❤️ ❤️

The most accurate portrayal of the pro-Jim Crow, white nationalist Roberts Supreme Court I've seen yet.

If you see this post a Star Trek

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Breaking my Bluesky silence to point out that Abdul El-Sayed absolutely *is* a physician, he has always been very up front about the fact that he chose public health over residency, and this is a hit piece nothingburger from a news outlet terrified of a politician who is unabashedly pro-Palestinian.

Slightly increase a band SR-71