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tingling with excitement at the idea that mgs4 in master collection 2 might be a cutscene compilation. i want that to happen because i like darkness and chaos and evil

Everytime i see new ads for the upcoming avatar movie, im thibking about this

LMAO???????

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

the problem is the form has already been perfected. you can’t do funnier than a star wars show surf dracula’ing yoda then getting immediately cancelled

screaming at the screen so loud you could hear it from space. i'm not even an adventure game guy. my god

[every assassin’s creed game] NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow

For the folks who demanded pictures of the laborador puppy in question, and yes, I asked for permission, because of course that's what you do

this is watch mojo and today we’re counting down the top ten penises i sucked in college

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

the world said no thank you. we wont be needing a second song from the scotty doesnt know guys. just the one for us

Robert Plant: "I just wrote a song about a girl" Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?" RP: "Yes, about finding my true love" JP: "Great, a classic love song" RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy" JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"

If I were the Wizard of Oz, it wouldn’t have gone down like that. My violent suppression of that merry band of interlopers would cause headlines across the land to read “Ruby Ridge at Emerald City!”

Me: idk, I feel like the Samuel L. Jackson bits were maybe too heavyhanded, we don’t need the subtext spelled out for us, the audience is smarter than that Me after reading several insane takes about the halftime show: I think maybe the Samuel L. Jackson bits were not heavyhanded enough

I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl

pics that go hard

You can tell Kendrick’s performance was based off of playstation because he was playing no games last night

having a good laugh as i go what the hell is this terrible song apple music has fed me and then i check and it's an aerosmith song from 2001. yeah i guess that makes sense

Bluesky is a lot like twitter when it comes to posters being racist about America's perceived foreign enemies. You see something that is happening broadly across many societies is also happening in China and attribute it there to a policy of mass-killing babies you read about in The Economist

A portrait of an artist devouring her pain.

Folks. These brains are broken.

Earth pregnant

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me ???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in

Attention span so shot that when I’m actually reading a book the voice in my head goes, “I’m reading a book, I’m reading a book” and therefore I don’t absorb the meaning of any of the words I’ve read.

I’m worried that Kanye West’s latest flurry of tweets is a sign his marriage to Kim Kardashian might be on the rocks 😰

Daemonologie: A short folk horror based on the Scottish witch trials katanalevy.itch.io/daemonologie

I feel like the term “fantasy football” is a little misleading I honestly thought goblins would have played a larger role

Mood.

A thread made for Marxsky