Monjster Mash

Reading the Guardian novels has me thinking “what if I rewatched that?” And also “can I subject myself to that again”

Watching the Rent special from last night, I kept being struck by how the natural progression of time meant we got to see these characters known for dying young, at the height of the AIDS crisis, as middle-aged adults, at a time when we have PREP and PEP. IDK, I'm a little emotional about it.

Be the zoning edge case you want to see in the world. 💀

Oh man, House of Margins is like much more my jam than I thought it would be from the description, and I should have trusted how much I loved hearing the author speak at bookfest more. This audiobook is killing me 😅

This is actually the funniest idea of all time

Hearing a lot about how great Wicker is but could just be a straw man argument

Omg I’m getting emails from BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY fundraising for El-Sayed 😂😂😂 I can’t even be annoyed, that’s just a great fundraising get

Thinking about what a freak everyone in the #Wicker village was and yet they did not embrace it and thus were undone by the Wicker Husband

He needs to put on a different color sweater so he can be like “I am Ken Bone the Blue, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.”

There! Now who's had the last word! (stares at landline phone for eternity)

UGH I don’t want to do work bc that work is progress reports, the bane of my professional existence

It's that special time of year when they give the danger-kitties pumpkins to play with at The Wildcat Sanctuary in Sandstone, Minnesota. A much-needed timeline cleanse. 🐯🎃 (📷: wildcatsanctuary.org)

Ban cars if only to end the evil that is trunk or treat

Sorry soft men, you got put on blast by The Wicker Husband

I think we underestimate the appeal of antigambling politics because every problem gambler is surrounded by 3-10 people who are absolutely sick of their shit.

Shocking amount of couples seeing this movie together 😂😂😂

“You can buy a car online while waiting for your movie to start.” Yes….you COULD do that. I suppose. But you probably should not

Was anyone else forced to watch Channel One news in like middle/high school? I feel like Maria Menounos has been following me around my whole life 😬

I like that this pizza place is a typical takeout pizza place, but also a by the slice fast service place, but also you can have a seat at the full bar and order, but also you can wait for the hostess to seat you in the sit-down restaurant portion

RIP Walter❤️

A very fun headline today: supreme court justice Alexandre de Moraes has ordered Flávio Bolsonaro to hand in his passports and not leave the country while he's being investigated in a money laundering probe.

Treating myself to nice pasta and Wicker

I thought this was a novella I def did not see rec’d around enough and you should all add it to your lists!!

A single billionaire megadonor is propping up the Republican effort to stop Dems from flipping Pennsylvania’s Senate and gaining full control of government—to a much greater degree than Elon Musk is doing it at the federal level

Ralphs Food for Less Mariano’s Smith’s Harris Teeter Kroger ALREADY owns all these grocery stores. Now, Kroger wants to buy Giant Eagle too. Less competition could mean higher grocery costs for YOU. Donald Trump shouldn't just rubber-stamp this merger.

RIP Learn to Code, 2008-2026.

This is something we get accused of surprisingly often and all I can say is: yes. Good. I am here to destroy the hopes and dreams of husbands who don't think they have to add value to their wife's life.

S c r e a m 😂😂😂😂😂😂

AND WE WON!