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We do Tits on Tuesday, don't we? 🐦‍⬛🐦😘

Oh boy, are the Right excited by this graph recently published by The Economist! And of course none of them has bothered to read the article itself (TBF, it is behind a paywall!). So as always, let's add a little context and explain why these kinds of comparisons are so problematic 🧵1/25

Guys. Dudes. Stop replying to SWer posts with your dick. That is truly poor form. Don’t ever put your dick anywhere it was not explicitly, enthusaistically invited and requested. I PROMISE that if they wanna see your dick, they will ask! If they haven’t, think about what that probably means.

But windy on our walk today. Don't think he could see where he was going at some points 😂 #DogsofBlueSky #BlueSkyDogs

But windy on our walk today. Don't think he could see where he was going at some points 😂 #DogsofBlueSky #BlueSkyDogs

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In just five days, Uganda vaccinated 8.3 million children against measles and rubella. The nationwide drive, which ended on 5 October, covered every child aged nine months to five years, whatever their vaccine history. The Cooperator buff.ly/7VnZOYR #ShareGoodNewsToo

If only we could have a proper, grown up conversation about the pros and cons of immigration. The pros aren't just the financial ones either. Migrants to the UK enrich our culture, our food, our lives in so many ways.

mfw Liz Truss has been round for tea

Here's Sir David Attenborough on why this huge, heart-shaped piece of the UK in Northumberland is so important. A chance like this to save massive space for nature won't come again. £11,000 donated yesterday, £1.37m still to go by the end of the month - the time is now! 💚 #conservation #ukwildlife

There is good in this world, Mr. Frodo.

This is awful. To have gone on for so long. I hope his victim gets the justice she deserves. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If you are in Portsmouth go and have a pint in The George.

Turning Point are a terrorist organisation.

This is actually hilarious 😂 🤣 The man makes some valid points, tho Shark, at home just minding its business, then here comes this stranger

Bad news: the BBC is set to scrap Radio 4 Extra. 📻 Losing this treasure trove of classic comedy, archive drama, and timeless storytelling would be a huge blow for millions of us. Sign the petition to help save it 👇 you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

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La meva pell anhela que la ressegueixis i la deixis gravada amb la teva olor i el teu desig.

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🚨 BREAKING: The Isle of Man’s Assisted Dying Bill has been granted Royal Assent more than 18 months after Tynwald, the island’s parliament, passed it. This is a historic day for the Isle of Man, and above all for the terminally ill people and families who campaigned for so long to see it.

Looking for some Halloween reading? The excessively titled 'A Book of Spirits Containing the Names Nature offices appearance & Seals of Fifty Good & Evil Spirits, with The Conjuration & Invocation for Constraining them to Visible Apparition Transcribed from the Goetia of Solomon' might be for you.

Go to your camera roll, search "boat" and then post a picture you like. Including a free #BlueSkyDogs

eBay users! Don't ignore today's email, even though it looks like a boring standard update to the User Privacy Notice. They want to use your data to train AI models. If you click the link over the words "the right to object", it takes you to a page with a toggle button letting you opt out.

Esther was a great champion of human dignity. She approached her final years with the same fearless determination that defined her career of advocacy, using her own experience to shine a light on the suffering caused by our outdated laws. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

In troubled times Trump’s attempt to sue the BBC ... which is backfiring on him quite spectacularly... brings both hope and amusement newrepublic.com/post/216805/...

“Oh Christ, the cook is dead” In February 1977, a chap wrote to SPIKE MILLIGAN with some complaints after reading ‘Monty: His Part in My Victory’ - the third installment of Spike’s memoirs on his life as a soldier in WW2. This was Spike’s reply.

America has no right to call itself a great nation while it murders it's children.

Terrible experience this morning when a totally unknown dog got into my house, chased the cat and got muddy paws on the sofa, then disappeared. I was out of the room but Rory told me all about it.

Another older Halloween comic. I lost the old file so I recently had to redraw it, and I had a lot of fun revisiting this.

Doing our bit

In other good news it sounds like they’re getting the honeymoon they both deserve. 😆

This was such a fun little scene. After doing our faces @ouizzi.bsky.social introduced the barman and his wife to the joys of wax play. Next time it's her turn to feel the hot drip.... 🕯️

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We went to Milwaukee a couple of years ago for Bob Uecker Bobblehead Night (no regrets) and caught this video of the sausages folding into the service elevator together 😂😂😂

Been out in the sunshine this morning with the dog, so now on the couch dozing with @ouizzi.bsky.social Thing is she has properly dropped off, and I need to get up to put the chook in the oven for dinner..... Can someone pop round and turn the oven on please?