Heidi

It was quickly becoming apparent that Nelson might have slightly overstated his qualifications on the job application.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Spotted on the Metro. (My fellow Gen X weirdos should recognize this reference.)

As Fozzie stood at the top step, he felt two tiny, webbed hands shove him from behind. He found himself cartwheeling through empty space, landing squarely on his back with a loud crack. As his vision dimmed, he heard a small, throaty voice from above. "Wokka wokka, motherfucker."

I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below.

Nope. Absolutely not.

Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves. Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.

matt damon is the only person in the world who is generation x and also generation z because he was born in the 70s and also bourne in the 2000s

Mama shows babies that the dog is nothing to fear. 😍🥹🐾

The idea of AI “hallucinating” is one I wish I’d had!

[heaven] darwin: *looking down* angel: what’s going on? darwin: watch this

“I wasn’t stealing the baby.” “Just be quiet.” "I was DELIVERING it." "Tell it to the judge."

a dog will stand there looking sheepish when he’s done something wrong—a cat will put on a dog mask and woof

This will be the first year I see more live shows by comics than bands.

this is like the time i got a new label maker

Part vibe, part aspiration And counting Kick-ass Punk rock Techie Wish list

I have a great idea for a Nicholas Cage movie

What a gift to have seen Glen Hansard perform live. Such a loss. youtu.be/rUMt6rMMSZE?...

I’m trying to re-home a small poodle that barks a LOT. If interested DM me and I'II jump over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.

I love chicken pot pie, but not necessarily in that order.

BBC Pride and Prejudice series on VHS box set and then DVD. Upon one rewatch my then 4-year old remarked “it’s the handsome man movie.” Yes it is, my child, yes it is.

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

Think I’d be great at soccer. I regularly go 90 mins without accomplishing one goal

Did vikings signal each other using norse code?

The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas

Some people are adamant that offshore windmills will ruin their coastal views. Those same people are ok with this.

Couple about to sign divorce papers… WOMAN: I wish I'd never joined that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I wish I'd never married a guy addicted to Star Wars puns MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

We have friends everywhere.

sorry for this unhinged post

"Hey nerd, who brings a friggin book to a bar?" *my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls*

So they … deferred to Chevron?

Anyone who claims that we don't know the cause of climate change is either a liar or a moron.

The hygienist put on comfortable leggings when she closed her eyes to relax and focus on imagery. You might call it pants in dental meditation.

I don’t think it will all fit in there.

I still think about this video sometimes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoI4...

Two different buckets are evaluated side by side. (pails, in comparison)

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

It was 82 yesterday. 🙃

2026 basically