CRASH_N_VERN

CRASH_N_VERN

@morkenstein.bsky.social

often goes on random tangents

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Giving some ol' razzle dazzle when my test comes back clean cause i don't have covid cause I hide in my office all the time cause I hate everyone

SKELLYTON@pizzalawyer420.bsky.social

Two people in my office now have gotten covid but we're still not allowed to work from home 🙃 🙃 🙃

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Hi everyone, sorry to be a pain and share this again but I’m doing my best to promote this & I’m on my own. Anyway, MONSTERS, MAKEUP & EFFECTS: VOL 3 is set to be released in December & you can preorder it here: darkinkbooks.com/store/p/pre-... Any shares would be appreciated. Thank you! 🖤

darkinkbooks.comPre-Order: Monsters, Makeup and Effects: Volume 3 - Hardcover — Dark Ink BooksThis is a PRE-ORDER of the Hardcover. It will ship out in November. Volume 3 of the hit series is here! Xenomorph Queens. Chucky. The Terminator. The Pale Man. Killer Klowns. Cenobites. Toxie....

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There's simply no excuse for this. Sucker Punch has delivered two back-to-back acclaimed and high selling games. This team should be safe and celebrated. and yet this industry continues to be fucking demonic.

Aftermath@aftermath.site

Layoffs hit Ghost Of Yotei developer Sucker Punch aftermath.site/sucker-punch-l...

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I am rarely shocked these days, but this account of how Reggie Watts handled the intimate possessions of his deceased former partner in an estate sale really made my skin crawl...hell is simply not hot enough!! exclusivecontent.substack.com/p/depravity-...

exclusivecontent.substack.comDepravity Has Found a New DepthDepravity has found a new depth, I think, while holding a bottle of a dead woman’s scalp tingling strengthening shampoo.

I don't think you need to conspiracize why the 4 hour long documentary about the world's most repellent man has left theaters after grossing an average of 600 dollars per screen.

e.w. niedermeyer@niedermeyer.online

hang on, so Bleecker Street was sold to a Pierre Omidyar-backed group that also happens to back Tosca Musk's Passionflix... and now "MUSK" is disappearing from theaters?

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congratulations to EA on making an even worse ending to the Mass Effect franchise happen

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I was the only person in that showing of You Can See Everything with the Guile hair popcorn bucket.

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JK Rowling’s transphobia has ruined Harry Potter. That is a shame, there was a real magic in the fantasy of it. As a kid, I always loved imagining going to private coed boarding school. Inheriting a big pile of money. Drinking non alcoholic beer. Owning a little slave guy

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this more or less already happened in California due to Prop 13 in the late 70s and now boomers like Ray Warner pay effectively nothing in property taxes but people under 40 pay $10k-25k per year. every time a boomer says this, they’re trying to rob you.

Politico@politico.com

“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century.

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We went to Milwaukee a couple of years ago for Bob Uecker Bobblehead Night (no regrets) and caught this video of the sausages folding into the service elevator together 😂😂😂

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New InfoWars has its first reply guy on here and it's an unironic Michael Tracey stan account who uses the n-word and thinks AI is conscious. He's very mad about the direction of our website.

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They're gonna play all 4 beatles movies at once (one on each wall of the theater) and the films only sync up for the one time they all jerked it together

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The Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come. #YouSavedthePCC

"Programming is hard" You're going to want to go ahead and login into the EGS and delete all your payment methods. Probably safest to unlink any other accounts you might have hooked into Epic, too. This shit is going to get so hacked.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

new Epic Games Launcher in preview - "Programming is hard. So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher that’s way faster and more responsive than the current one, and has a new look." store.epicgames.com/news/epic-ga...

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No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads