Jim Vark 🌌

some of these guys must be jedi the way they're always using the 4s

WHAT

windy out

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

It has come to my attention that many people are unaware that the person who figured out that the private key was 4 was a Something Awful forums goon: forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p...

Everyone losing their mind over Biddy Blas like they've never spoke to a Dutch guy before

To put this into context, this is like getting in a football expert who has never heard of Sheffield Wednesday

if-i-did-its

please stop replying to game devs saying things like "well look on the bright side those laid off devs can start their own indie studios now" because eventually one of us is going to snap and "WITH WHAT FUCKING MONEY" would be a shitty last thing to hear before you die

hunter4

🚨🚨🚨 PHP PATCHES JUST DROPPED 🚨🚨🚨 Go update right now!!! www.php.net/archive/2026...

if you are running a PHP application - it does not matter what it is - you are vulnerable. if you are running some embedded firmware that uses PHP to serve its web UI - you are vulnerable. full details and a patch at 2 PM UTC sharp tomorrow, you have been advised to prepare to patch immediately

details leaked. this vulnerability is a full unauthenticated unconditional remote code execution exploit against any service running on a PHP version from 5.4 until latest yeah if anything deserves CVSS 11, this is it. this is CATACLYSMICALLY bad.

So he flew on a plane to London with a blood clot…once there the team found out about it…and told him to stay awake for a day and a half so he could play football…and now the blood clots have spread into both of his lungs. Arrest the entire Philadelphia Eagles oeganization.

Barn Cat news: this is what now happens when I do huge, attention-seeking things like "turn on a tap" or "slightly move the bin"

what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg

missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!

watching this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=spq0... and he just said an RPG "featured AI images in place of art" and i fucking love that phrasing not "AI art" but "AI images *instead* of art"

how teens in my neighborhood dress when going out on unlit trails at night on e-bikes going 20mph that also inexplicably have no lights

I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.

Pro tip for cyclists who don't ride around with cameras: as you ride away from an argument with a dipshit driver who just tried to run you over, be sure to shout "we'll see what the camera says" as your parting shot. Enjoy the next ~6 months of doubt, fucko

Actual LOL

We should pry it from their bloodstained hands without a penny of compensation and sell the stadium to raise money for Sudanese refugees

my thoughts on the City stuff:

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

It's always so funny to me when someone doing some horrible capitalist bullshit describes themselves as a 'small business owner' when they're deservedly eating shit

I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!

Cool. Great. I mean I wasn't buying your games anyway but if you really want to seal the deal forever, this is how you do it. www.techspot.com/news/113909-...

mmygod