Mr. Maris

How this sounds to me: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me

Donald's best friend did this.

We are witnessing the disgraceful attempt by the United States to make Ukraine break so that Vladimir Putin can declare victory in his disastrous war. Donald Trump is an open puppet of the Kremlin. The United States political, legal, military and media establishment are along for the ride.

We don’t want flying cars or folding iPhones or data centers. We want an end to mass shootings, healthcare, free and fair elections, and our planet and people to be cared for.

@sports1440.bsky.social I think of this with you guys. You support and drive traffic to a site owned by the worlds most famous Nazi who is trying to break Canada up. ❤️ your station. Fuck Elon

Making “jokes” about women looking like whores when they’re at the gym is rape culture. That’s why it’s not funny, you fucking brussel sprout. #shanegillislookslikeabigtoe

Enjoying watching Shea and Murphy together, seeing 5 & 6 together is bringing back flashbacks to Smith and Beukeboom back in the day. #oilers @lowetide.bsky.social

Cosplaying as a soldier when he should be cosplaying as a leader

the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be

Looks like @lowetide.bsky.social long lost son had himself an adventure tonight

Let her go free. She has served 30 years and survived her execution. Like Jon Snow, she deserves this

“It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.” – Voltaire

Because US has been hijacked by an organized crime syndicate who also owns Media, the US Congress, Supreme Court, red state legislatures, Circuit Courts & a shit ton of lower courts. The criminals have been working toward this end since @ least the 1950s. They cannot be removed by voting alone.

It’s not a retreat, it’s a sudden unplanned redeployment in the opposite direction of the enemy. Also can’t be a retreat unless there is a war. The US is not at war with Iran, it’s just a military excursion after all.

Jack Roslovic, Mr September!

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

This is bang on. I know nothing of YFB except Bloc leader, and I think PM Carney has gotten most things mostly right, but there is fair criticism to be made of the PM and it is exactly this.

One thing you can always skip is being careful when opening overhead luggage bins. It's just a waste of everyone's time, since items most likely stayed in place during travel.

Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes https://theonion.com/fertility-experts-discover-rare-deep-ball-sperm-at-bottom-of-testes/

Unbent. Unbroken. Uncooked. Unextinguished.

Canada and Iran, unified in telling Shitler to get fucked on the world stage.

john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.

Fuck yes Saddle Creek First Nation

Interesting … I wonder what the consequences of this could be … ?

Here’s a truth that lands harder every year.

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

Look at all that winning!

Abdul El-Sayed: “Canadians are like the only people in the world who are going to preemptively apologize for something they didn't even do. So if you're starting a trade war with Canada, it's because you're the asshole.”

@lowetide.bsky.social Larkin to Minnesota Walldstead to Winnipeg Hellebuck to Detroit Who says no?

This is the most consistent thing America has done over the last 100 years. We shouldn’t be surprised by now…

I am no US presidential historian. Missing are JFK, Nixon, Bush sr and jr, Reagan, and one of the Johnsons who went from VP to P in ‘63. If an NFL wide receiver did this we would laugh at him and call him a cancerous teammate.

Dolly Parton was the best of America. The absolute best.

Being sandwiched between Bush 2.0 and Trump 1.0 definitely gives him an edge in image. Obama was smart, dignified and charming. He was most effective in continuing a lot of bush policies that made him GOP lite, IMO

Almost like DJT prefers his democracies to be like Russia, China and North Korea. For reasons we all know by now…

Spider man for speaker of the house! I would much prefer Kushner meet with that web slinger than Jeffries.

Unreal. On one of the most unifying days in Canadian history Alberta Premier Danielle Smith doesn’t side with Team Canada 🇨🇦 what more do we need to know? I look forward to discussing this with Albertan @arlenedickinson.bsky.social today on The Oshow youtube.com/@theoshowwithl…

Canada should only sit down and negotiate with Trump again once the Epstein files are released.

Fuck and yes! Tabarnac et Oui!

Jim Lockey

Predicting now that AOC vs Trump in 2028 is going to be Lisa vs Bart Simpson. As per usual, it will somehow be foretold in an episode from years gone by. S19E10 level conspiracy going to take place. @aoc.bsky.social @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social

There was the Treaty of Paris in 1947 and the treaty of San Fransisco in 1951 that formalized the end of WWII with Europe and Japan. If we are going to troll MAGA on this app, we should know history. One more thing, fuck Vance and MAGA.

We did see that coming.

public libraries ftw

Idiocracy in action.

That any food on a kids plate they don’t want is gross and should be thrown away before anybody else thinks of eating it. I have been cleaning up my kids plates since they went to solid foods. My wife would finish some of the bowls of “high end pablum” (🤷‍♂️) too.

I’m glad that the walls seem to be closing in on Andrew Tate, but it took criminal investigations across three countries, dozens of outspoken victims, and a hit TV show implying he drives boys to murder girls for this to happen—and he still hasn’t been convicted yet. This is why 98% get away with it

Motivation.

I'm new to bird-watching, can anyone tell me what kind of bird this is?