Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky

Oh that's actually a common myth, during this gold rush we intend to focus on leveraging our controlling interest in ShovelCo. Sunsettimg shovel production and reducing staff overhead should make the offering more attractive to buyers.

One of the really fascinating things about Charlie Kirk is that his own people’s response to his death was so nakedly opportunistic that it’s like oh, ok, this guy is fair game for literally anything, he’s an object, and now his soul is trapped inside Grok for eternity.

Movie recommendation for tonight, Underwater Kristen Stewart stars in this sci-fi/horror set in an underwater mining facility, and that's all I'm going to say about it because I just watched this one night without knowing a thing about it, which was definitely the ideal viewing circumstance!

I think I would be fine, I think the chemical would not affect me

You might say he’s in baddie bliss. You might say he speaks Huttese but freaks hotties. You might say he’s scrib doon two chicks at the same time

Thank you for one year!

Running Girl Frame as custom handler type: The Grungler.

I'm tossing Kasey Ozymy and Francis Coloumbe a cool few million each to safeguard development of Hymn to the Earless God and Malison: The Cursed City. There's another few million to whoever can make me a new Sunless Sea type game.

Quite working at the Gaming store after my second shift.

Original replies to this are already serving as kind of a fascinating time capsule. I wonder how long it will be until Branson can repost this and there's a chorus of relatively new Swanboy readers wondering why so few people are picking 5.

The single most iconic thing about Jason Vorhees is a hockey mask that he opportunistically steals off some guy in the third movie, it's going to be so cool when the last shot is him putting on the mask to dramatic music.

Imagine if there were a company out there claiming to be making nuclear weapons and constantly putting out statements like "pwease stop us befowe we pwunge the gwobe into nucweaw annihiwation 🥺"

Ensouled people are not interested in grand theft auto 6. If you lost your soul or never had one to begin with you better bet your hollow ass on it making 500 billion dollars in profit tho, then the future will belong to you, the age of the meat mannequin, the dead eyed doll age, toy hell,

Listening to the new @versuswolves.bsky.social and @wooliewoolz.bsky.social talking about his preference for set card games and it's such a fucking tragedy that Battlecon is out of print because I think he'd fucking love it.

the guys on my side of the road are getting drillmogged so hard its embarrassing

What if instead of other people showing you new vistas you had never even considered you just crawled up your own asshole and died there?

With Microscope 2E, now feels like a good time for this reminder: If you aren't running your game in D&D 3rd edition then you're not running a real West Marches game, you're running a Sparkling Sandbox.

People on here will sneer at LLM haters for not taking the capabilities of this technology seriously, meanwhile

Ok, I'm not going to pretend to be an expert here and I fully acknowledge I'm being a party proper, but I'm like 70% confident that if your partner is fucking someone else at your specific demand then that's not cuckolding but some other, related thing.

Imagine a guy doing the wallet inspector grift but he's also within earshot of the mark loudly saying "I am going to claim to be the wallet inspector and then just steal the guy's wallet."

Introducing Gurpo

My 9 Games, formative edition.

kitchen duty

An amusing dream! But…what if you made it real?

Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill eating Cinnabon for the first time.

Extremely deserved, go and listen to these episodes if you haven't. share.google/Luu1vruhEKIR...

It is so funny when people are like "fun fact: that's not what the phrase 'begs the question' means. It actually means [some insane situation that is so confusing and has never occurred]"

hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position