NamedGhost

The internet was way better when 'bruh' culture couldn't figure out what a modem was.

Friendly reminder that Skrillex’s Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites discourages mosquitoes from feeding or fucking.

If I wanted to listen to old people's political takes, I'd go to family dinner.

I was scrolling and realized I wasn't reading anything.

This is dumb.

Yall were not lying Shirow was drawing women oiled up to levels I never thought possible

✨ my favorite bluesky artist ✨

"All morons hate it when you call them a moron." J. D. Salinger's novel "The Catcher in the Rye" was published on this day in 1951

zelda taught me that if you go anywhere alone you might as well take a sword with you just in case people start throwing rocks

Thanks to the trump admin and RFK Jr's MAHA 'movement'-

Thanks so much... I take that as a great compliment. I could never thank you enough. ❤️ I spend much of my time on this site reading and reacting to posts... I find that most people here are quite brilliant and I definitely pay attention. I learn so much from you guys. You save me everyday.

YouTube hates my video for either swearing or running around in panties. Can't tell.

Sometimes, I could just think of something...

ghostbusters porno where they shoot proton beams out of their penises at sexy ghosts

Indeed! Thank you, loveaspurpose. 🧡 I saw that quote attributed to Kirby and I thought about the transformations of certain - large - characters he co-created (with Stan Lee), characters like Thing and Hulk... there seemed to be a fair degree of symbolism. The dream lives... or is it a monster.

In Bloomers #Nirvana #parody #funny #video #music youtube.com/shorts/1lyPX...

You got to spend abalone shells to get textiles and gunpowder

Fluckin Bloomers man

I refuse to live some vacuum sealed, pre-packaged life that's sold on the internet. Eat my ass.

I'm actually a very famous person. You've just probably never heard of me.

I’m sorry, you what?

It's all of us

Jerry Hsu #photography #streetphotography #JerryHsu

my dreams are full of faceless long-gone friends which is a sign i need more friends with faces

@robklippel.bsky.social I think I started a like war.

[murderer who wants to hide in women’s bathrooms and abduct your wives and daughters] “dang it, they passed a law that I’m not allowed in there”

I think it's very unfair that there are other people existing right now.

I'm a ghost bc I have no life

I'm going to feed my new pet after midnight. I should leave out a huge bowl of water for then too.

don’t listen to my stock tips they could crash the whole system (wink wink)

Pickle Balls youtube.com/shorts/Wqj9S... #humor #funny #videos #pickles #balls

I'd had quite a day by that point to say the least

Today's film #3 #filmsky

The dating pool has pee in it

Only Fan youtube.com/shorts/OVIVs... #video #Onlyfans #stupid #funny #parody

No matter how I try, people never expect me. They always get on the phone and say "there's a man here."

theres a window cleaner across the street dangling from a 20 story building should i flash him

Her: How old are you? Me: I wonder, with every pair of sneakers I buy, if they will be my last.