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Testing if my post shows up through the bsky.brid.gy bridge!

When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name—9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication.

Tetris taught me that trying to fit in will make you disappear.

bluesky went down on me twice this morning and it’s not even my birthday

I used company resources to invent a time machine but Jerry (from accounting) used it to go back in time and slash my funding :(

This meeting could have been a walk in the sunshine

We've been busy. Deno v2.3, coming soon.

Skjelmose stuns Pogacar and Evenepoel with sprint to Amstel Gold Race win

Okay look why would they make a presentation that assumes the billionaire owner of the park would participate in every performance

If you'll excuse me I need to go stroll out into the evening and discover a world of wonder

No, you can't have candy for breakfast. Don't be silly. Now be quiet and let me finish my peppermint mocha frappuccino.

if you trigger my misophonia i can’t hang out with you anymore

Them: why are you always so tense Me: on a giant rock hurtling through space

I welcome President Trump’s announcement to pause reciprocal tariffs. It’s an important step towards stabilizing the global economy. Clear, predictable conditions are essential for trade and supply chains to function.

I don't know. Four episodes into Tariffs and the storyline starts to feel monotonous.

Post a warning

Who are the five writers who made you Dan Turell Karl Ove Knausgaard Primo Levi Haruki Murakami Jørgen Leth (særligt Sportsdigte)

Yes, I still miss Daft Punk regularly

Current headphone status 🥳

For første gang i flere år bør man for alvor være optimistisk på Europas vegne. Det skriver Christian Bennike på forsiden af ugens Weekendavisen: buff.ly/LH96wIv

AI upscaling made #ADifferentWorld bad on #Netflix. Totally unnecessary as there was already an HBO upscale to HD in 2013

Gleam v1.9.0 is out now! It's a big one! gleam.run/news/hello-e...

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My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com #science #mathematics

Logging on and trying to figure out what the hell is going on now

github should let me emoji react to any line of code in any repo

Elon Musk lyver i bedste sendetid om “strandede astronauter”. ⬇️ Andreas Mogensen afslører løgn. ⬇️ Musk får en nedsmeltning og kalder A.M. for retarderet. ⬇️ Amerikanske astronauter forsvarer A.M. ⬇️ Musk får ny nedsmeltning, nu over amerikanske astronauter. USA er blevet et galehus.

Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054

FAIRBANKS: want a doodled coffee cup? I'm at Alaska Comicon this weekend. My travel time was more than 16 hours and I'm gonna be jetlagged as fuck, so please bring me a small black coffee. I will draw an owl on the empty cup for you. Check https://effinbirds.com/appearances for show details.

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[flirting with the drive thru attendant] mcnugget. is that irish?

Pearl Jam just landed on Bluesky @pearljam.com

Yay! Rose City Band is playing in Aarhus! 🎸 voxhall.dk/koncerter/ro...

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