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LMAO Hunter's laptop again? This is the best they got?

Amy Acton's mother is the first woman Republicans ever believe in a rape case.

HAHAHAHAHA Trump and the Group of Pedophiles (GOP) are such fucking losers. Suing in advance of a loss. GFY dummies.

Chris i was so pumped when they pulled up. was like HOLY SHIT ROGER CLEMENS he had a custom Texas Longhorns golf bag and all sorts of bullshit and i was like yeah he’s going to give me $100 at least, why would he even carry smaller bills? he’s making $22M! he was like “thanks bro” ::high five, $5::🥴

Senile pedophile supports the abusive parents and wants to name an ocean after himself. Just another day ending in Y.

After exploiting a young woman's rape for his personal gain, Vivek Ramaswamy must write an essay and submit it to Cornell.

Going full pedo I see.

A glue trap with a dead mouse stuck in it has more charm or charisma than JD Vance

Congratulations to Vivek for kicking himself in the dick as hard as he could. Many people are saying it's the hardest anyone's kicked their own dick in history!

And the robotic factories had a baby and the baby looked at me.

anytime aaron roggers gets sacked, an angel gets a vaccine in heaven

I’m close friends with the county coroner who was on-scene. He told me Tommy was wearing a big dirty diaper. Said he’d never seen a diaper hold that much before

every podcast is two guys who look like this:

If only there was a Nobel for gullibility. I guess we could tell him there is?

@nytimes.com why won't you describe what is obviously a lie as "a lie"? Is it somehow a bad word to you?

Before Selma Blair or her team tries to blame this on disability or M.S.: Nah, that's not what caused her behavior here. She pulled a similar stunt on a plane a decade ago. M.S. doesn't make people violent. people.com/selma-blair-...

Hey Elon and Melania: y'all probably won't like the precedent the Omar raid is setting.

Almost tempting to get back on twitter for a day to taunt Elon Musk about his bot friends disappearing.

Elon Musk is madder at a data center being destroyed than he is about CSAM being made on his website

I'm not sure why the ACC would instruct football refs to help Syrabuse. But it's hard to understand their performance otherwise.

Pathetic, desperate loser Donald Trump thinks he should win the Nobel Peace Prize. And now his lawyer is whining on his behalf. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Donald Trump is such a worthless piece of shit.

The real problem with the term is not the word "artificial." It's the 2nd word, which is utter horseshit.

Bezos the Bootlicker, JFC. Almost makes me want to resub to @washingtonpost.com so I can cancel it again.

I am proudly attacking the court It is corrupt beyond any bounds of reasonable disagreement I also think Alito should go to prison for the rest of his natural life

Remember the Democratic former speaker who turned out to be a huge pedophile and went to prison for it? Yeah, me neither. The GOP is the Party of Pedophiles. Rest in Piss, Hastert.

Alligator arms!

This was before they allowed the obvious non-catch to stand. This crew was so in the tank it's pathetic.

JFC the refs are really working hard for Las Vegas today.

JFC, that would be called against a Chiefs DB 11 out of 10 times.

zOMFG a flag against the Raiders

Seriously we are expected to believe the raiders committed no in-play fouls the whole half.

The raiders have been called for 2 five yard penalties in the entire half.

Announcer: they did not, in fact, call it both ways.

Horseshit call there. Let's call it both ways refs, the raiders are dirty as hell.

The announcers were already talking about how the James Franklin can't win big games myth was debunked at Virginia Tech! Before the field goal attempt!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

D'ohhhhhhhh

What I find quite disturbing is how many women have literally died because of this "courageous" decision. Fuck off, Sam Alito, you corrupt.piece of shit.

Oh, for fuck's fucking sake. And the dumbasses @washingtonpost.com keep sending me desperate emails asking me to subscribe again.

Mike Lee is probably jealous of the attention Eric Schmitt is getting, and preparing to say something extra stupid.

This "who is the dumbest Senator" stuff is way harder than it should be. At first it seems obvious that it's Tubs, but then you read something Mike Lee said. And then Eric Schmitt starts talking in a hearing...

as a born & raised Jayhawk, I just came here to say OF COURSE the jerk from Missouri doesn't know a damn thing about basketball!

People always under-rate Mike Lee when putting their "Dumbest Senators" lists together

I assume that insulting Trump to his face in a way he doesn't understand is an unofficial sport among world leaders.

Fox News regular says what?

You should never insult someone's looks, unless it's James Carville and then you shouldn't stop until you run out of breath.

Someone whose wealth is derived from a grandparent born in *1855* is no longer spending $200 million on politics this cycle because they're upset voter suppression isn't happening. Good system