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see you in valhalla, my sweet, sweet queen...💙💙💙

@kschwenky.bsky.social seems like my days are looking up 💙🥰

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

at least the billionaire owners will take baseball away from us soon.

maybe its best if this stupid world series just ends in four. no one gives a shit anyway.

I know there's a lot going on but I feel it should probably be more of an above-the-fold story that members of Congress released a thoroughly documented report directly accusing the president of the United States of being a serial rapist.

why are you trying to steal there??? eeeeesh

can't wait for the mets to pay jake bauers $160m for his .3 WAR as he remembers he's a corn cob.

ive found the most pittsburgh coded beer imaginable

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

To everyone celebrating Lula’s victory in Brazil: have you considered how your gloating is making the defeated Bolsonarists feel?? A bunch of neofascist losers are upset and you’re laughing?? Here’s why you’re actually what’s wrong with the world, my NYT Op Ed:

when you miss Gay Hooters 35 cent Benghazi Wings happy hour by less than 5 minutes.

lmao

dan campbell should be cut off from halftime whiskey imo

lol matthew golden just refused to even try to block on that play. horrible.

man i hate to say it but cam ward is...bad, and not good

Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted

So close! You are in France 💕

NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union

I wrote about all the bullshit the Trump admin is doing to Ilhan Omar--and how Ilhan Omar is far from the only person to whom the admin is doing this bullshit ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

Excellent pic bob

different varieties of apples. when i was a kid back in the stone ages, we had red and gold delicious (both mealy trash apples) and granny smiths (terrible to eat, good for baking). now, you're overwhelmed the good choices of sweet and delicious apples.

🐻⬇️ imo

an "I Voted!" sticker, only "I Pooped!"

Ramaswamy has produced an attack ad weaponizing the rape of his opponent, Amy Acton, when she was 12 years old. It features Acton’s mother, who abandoned Acton after she was raped by her step-father, fleeing the state with her husband. Here is the corporate money helping fund that ad.

louisville has a 7'2 inch freshman who is an elite rim protecter and shoots 80% from 3...this seems good to me, and not bad...

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I think we need to consider the possibility he’s made a huge Polymarket bet on Acton winning the election and is actively trying to throw it

when u nut but she keep suckib

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

Bruh

literally is no level of how much i still miss her every single day

in case you need to see viv and butters as cowboy ken and barbie, well here they are

If Tomlin would've had playcalling like that, Yinzers would've burned down his Minecraft city

tfw Caleb is back and Ditka is dead

inside sources informed me that tommy, the christian michigander from the abdul el-sayed town hall, has died. he was found in the bathroom of a kwik-trip with a broken neck after trying to piss into his own mouth

michigan - penn state "number of forward passes completed" over under for the game should be 6 passes.

A Manning loses to Florida, shocker.