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well, guess all you can do is wish the BC conservatives good luck as they work to uhh (skimming thru their online presence and recent party history) immediately become hobbled by infighting over what's the right way to do racism then self immolate before any of em find out what government is exactly

It’s fine, no one would ever guess the number 4. Here’s hard evidence: youtu.be/UdtbotWl4T8?...

The RV/popup campground where my grandparents leased a lot had a swimming pool just up the hill. Just outside the pool gate was a Toobin' cabinet that would shock the shit out of you if your hands were too wet

i have yet to see a non-loser explain exactly why we need to throw our trans friends in the garbage to win. it sort of seems like the losers who lost are the ones saying that

Pleased with the election results so far in Vancouver, where I live, and laughing nervously at the election results in Surrey, where I work

I guess that one's as good as any, if you must

Lena Dunham in HBO pitch writing GIRLS on the whiteboard, then wiping away the S so it says GIRL, then adding a dollar sign so it says GIRL$, then wiping it all away and writing ARLI$$

I'm sorry but americans inventing "nothingburger" to describe the absence of something is pretty funny

fondly remembering the long-lost internet soundboard for Bill O'Reilly's self-narrated audiobook THOSE WHO TRESPASS

horror story in five words challenge: “Ross Douthat YA fantasy novel”

in a couple senses, yes

"Rattle rattle thunder clatter cum cum cum.... Don't worry, call the Car Sex man!" —rejected tagline for CRASH (1996)

This is what every prompt guide looks like to me

modern lovers s/t

Cooper Rush is bad because he dares to flout nominative determinism

A while ago the term "neoliberal" kind of got discarded because it got bandied around a lot and lost its meaning, but this is basically what it is

what's my most prized little tchotchke? glad you asked! it's this Kurt Vonnegut fridge magnet/finger puppet

I had no idea Tommy Cutlets is a Pat now lol

There's a strange deprioritization of the sensory going on among those who are trying to legitimize their hobbyhorse by resetting the parameters of "cognition"

i'm prepared to raise the alarm. this is now a certified Woke 2 Incident

weird birthday video?? cursed maybe : 14s

pronouncing Colgate like a Spanish command

This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...

the NYT dialect quiz always had me dead to rights but the one being passed around is putting me in Denver. hm

Gloria Steinem, looks like rhythm finally got you. Rest in peace, Queen of Latin Pop.

i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job

My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot

Mark Hamill speaks at a Sci-Fi convention, Chicago area, 1993 or 1994 : 1262s

So you're saying that a society where there's a clear use case for AI, a massively growing green energy sector, and zero Elon Musks has a more positive view of AI

i can’t believe trump said this

this vancouver funderstorm is fairly gnarly even by midwestern standards

dumbest dickheads in human history