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Stack 'em up.

King Leopold flew so this guy could crawl

This sets a record for the preposterous.

RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."

Stack 'em up.

Yes … and Trump has shown that the systems that depend on good chap theory have to be removed root and branch. The clearest way to do it would be to create a Second Republic (if the French can …) but realistically it will need a slate of changes. But they can’t be avoided.

Executive Order Designates Shaking Empty Beer Can At Wife As Official Language Of U.S. http://theonion.com/executive-order-designates-shaking-empty-beer-can-at-wife-as-official-language-of-u-s/

I just watched a 3-minute IG reel that started with some righteous fury about Jalen Hurts' condition and treatment, then suddenly shifted to "and they CONCEALED that info from EVERYONE WHO BET ON THAT GAME, and I'm pretty sure that's ILLEGAL" and now I want to go back to sleep forever

The "Welfare Cadillac" epithet has been rebranded.

🤔 James Carville: “I’d rather Republicans keep the house by 5 than Dems win by 5… Because then they’re hostage to DSA, and Hakeem can’t move.” 😬Bill Kristol: “Good point.” So afraid of DSA folks who want M4ALL, etc. they’d rather Republicans hold power. Unreal. True colors.

These posts are only three hours apart

The payback will be a bitch.

Exclusive, from the @jewishcurrents.bsky.social news desk: Hillels of Georgia fired the rabbi of Emory University's Hillel over her fiancé's criticism of Israel, citing a worry a right-wing donor would cut funding. jewishcurrents.org/emorys-hille...

America votes

Yee hah!

FOX NEWS: The president's approval rating is at a historic low. Do you think that could be a drag on the party? TIM SCOTT: The president's legacy is on the midterm ballot. I want to make sure the next generation can grow up like I did -- maybe in poverty

But they're moving away because the taxes are too high. You think this guy will ever see a $3 million tax hike?

Who knew my degree in European history and the rise of the Third Reich would double as a survival guide?

The Seven Stages of Democrat Rage When Republicans Are Fascistic: 1. This is simply wrong 2. We are better than this 3. It’s downright un-American 4. Reagan would be rolling in his grave 5. This is simply wrong (reprise) 6. I am writing a letter 7. Can you chip in $5 to help me put a stop to this

(1/10) 🧵 In my piece in today’s FT, I argue that the corporate tax is an excellent tool for taxing the same wealth that proponents of billionaires’ taxes (or the CA wealth tax) are reaching for. as.ft.com/r/d49ec073-c...

no coming back from this without punishing the entire chain of command from the officers carrying out this shit to the people at the top giving the orders

WASHINGTON (AP) — Federal agents searched Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say.

question for brooks: what if they are, literally, nazis?

Awesome. Couldn't have happened to a more-deserving asshole.

How about "realistic?"

It was true before but now it's especially true that the rest of the world can't rely on what 30,000 voters in Wisconsin decide to do every four years. We're unreliable and should be treated as unreliable.

What a strange story. California woman finds a man, allegedly drunk, sleeping on her lawn early in the morning & sends her dad out to move him. The man wakes up & allegedly assaults the (elderly) dad, who shoots him Turns out the man is off-duty ICE agent David Gonzalez abc7.com/story/off-du...

I think MAGA hate, resentment, and cowardice has corrupted an entire generation of Republican politicians. The only way the GOP can get back to being a relevant contributor to political society is to wait for that generation to die.

Trump: "New York City officials released a map showing ethnic communities. It includes Little Senegal, Little Guyana, but it does not include a place called Little Italy. An unthinkable omission. We are gonna work on that immediately, or we're not going to be sending them any of the billions .... "

Trump: "We could fix Chicago in literally three, four weeks. We'd bring in the military."

🚨 Just in: The US has sanctioned the ICC. "We ​will ban transactions with this rogue court, cutting off their resources and crippling its ability to operate," Marco Rubio said in a statement.

“His words are dangerous and incite hostility” seems like it’d more applicable to Trump calling on Minnesotans to “fight back” against their Somali-American neighbors.

The Insecure Masculinity Derby is a neck-and-neck race between this schmuck and Pete Hegseth

Ossoff says that Mike Collins has "hired half the Third Reich to staff your congressional office"

Great. Just great

Megyn Kelly is evil personified.

@barbariancap.bsky.social << Enjoys Trump's balls.

Its nice to be closer to death sometimes

FCC Chair Andrew Ferguson touts the administration's work to "protect white American men from discrimination"

Stack 'em up.

Fatherhood is a joy. If you're using a machine to avoid it, do society a favor: don't breed.

Unbelievable.

Trump: "There's never been anybody in the history of the Nobel Prize that deserves it more. I settled eight wars. I stopped the total obliteration of the world."

🚨BREAKING: U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) over the past year investigated hundreds of nonprofits across the U.S. that help people register to vote, according to new records analyzed by Democracy Docket. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

"We Can't Eat Road Salt" should be a whole ad.

A toast to the marvelous Eva Marie Saint. Rest in peace, you'll never be forgotten. ❤️

"Send more Chuck Berry."

That stupid fuck actually sent me $90.