Attorney at Leisure

Republicans are just liberals whose style is stuck in 2016

This won’t work on me

Does Senator Collins regret her vote to confirm RFK Jr? "No."

The quotes from the IDF investigation and spokesperson in here are just too rich: “Any violence against innocent people does not reflect our values.” Uh huh and I’m the female Keanu Reeves

Have civil defense lawyers thanked a plaintiffs lawyer today for providing them with a job

I hate when a case is called and the defense speaks up first! You wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for plaintiffs!!!

I would like it if I never heard the term “rationalist” ever again

I have a specific mental pathology that requires me to be a plaintiffs’ lawyer

Hoods, hazing, and heavy drinking: A look inside an elite university's fraternity culture [First published in 2018]

Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up https://theonion.com/environmentalists-warn-u-s-running-out-of-small-wooded-1851609190/

look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world

Landlord Takes Hornets’ Side https://theonion.com/landlord-takes-hornets-side/

Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on

A Neo-Nazi is a Nazi who equally loves fascism and The Matrix.

i know i could have debated charlie kirk or trump etc because every racist white guy who tried me in the fb comments 2015-2016 blocked me and i never even used name calling

The AI chat bot dialogue doesn’t scare me. Have we all forgotten they were trained by tech bros?? Of course they’re gonna talk like that. I’m a woman who lived in silicon valley for ~13 years so

it gives recession indicator to me that they have Charli in a straight off-the-rack AP corset! what happened to bespoke and one of a kind looks for these moments

the IRS is stealing food from the mouth of my TRR wishlist

This is a big deal and it deserves a lot more attention. A federal whistleblower is sounding the alarm about a nationwide DHS operation called the “Unlawful Voter Initiative.” According to the disclosure, hundreds of employees at U.S. Citizenship and

Shouting “NO CONSPIRACY, NO MYSTERY” at the top of my lungs to show that I am truly innocent

We really aren’t angry enough!!!

That said, Occam's Razor drives me back to the likely truth: They are out of money and everyone is falling for it. I need details on how this is going to kill everyone. If you're doing an elaborate bit to alarm people about Anduril, I'ma need you to tell Wired or 404, or I will keep laughing at you.

It’s hard to celebrate young journalists when they are all obviously idiots firstly and secondly, underpaid scabs

You lot can’t keep saying this you didn’t lose 2024 all on your own lol

she deleted this once she realized that based on the time difference she was implying that schoolchildren in Scotland knew about 9/11 before it happened

i suggest we actively get on with the very hard work of Fucking Changing Everything. literally nothing left to lose except everything anyone has left

huh, looks like trump’s cheap beef ploy is one part standard issue trump corruption and one part “republicans are ideologically committed to allowing tainted food on the market” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/o...

(Stepping out of my Cybertruck) Do you like it? This is my new asshole car that looks like shit for dickheads.