Greg Smith

If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.

This seems completely made up. Like, it's a thing you tell the new hire at the baseball stadium, to prank them into rubbing mud on dozens of baseballs. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basebal...

What makes Canadian national treasure Michael deAdder more than a superb political artist is his ability to penetrate language to find deeply insightful analogies, metaphors, or wordplay!

Linda Ronstadt - Blue Bayou Linda Ronstadt is celebrating a birthday today! I still love this version of the Roy Orbison/Joe Melson track. What a voice! #LindaRonstadt #MusicBirthday #MusicSky #MusicCover #RoyOrbison #BlueBayou youtu.be/Kp9G0zkorio?...

If Jared Kushner paid €110m to buy an island in Albania that has no fresh water from a guy who did not own it, it would help explain why his negotiations with Iran on behalf of the US have not been entirely successful

Maybe....?

That's the last of that

What is the phrase? "On silent kitten feet"? Something like that?

Working out my Sportsball Traffic Avoidance schedule for June. There are three days with both kinds of Sportsball in the same day.

BREAKING: Jucika has cancelled her appearance at Freedom 250

🪼 Your tax dollars paid a scientist to squeeze jellyfish through cheesecloth. Osamu Shimomura processed tens of thousands on an NSF grant to understand why they glow. He found a protein that glowed green under UV light. Called it "green protein." Nobody cared. For decades.

Handbuilt stoneware 8 inch blackbirds in flight plate. In my etsy shop. Surly.etsy.com

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

My new album POWERLINE is out today! Just in time for some long-weekend listening 🌿 Streaming everywhere - can’t wait for you to hear it ffm.to/powerline

If only James Comey had written 74770609^1/2 with seashells no one in the Trump administration would have figured it out.

Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage.

Any word on the carbon footprint to freeze all that ice, and then have the fire department come and melt it all? Dumbass stunt

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

Tragic loss of opportunity. That they are not playing the Pink Floyd song right now. #Artemis #Eclipse #DarkSideOfTheMoon #CmonMan

Wait... That's no moon ...

NASA #Artemis II flyby coverage schedule; all times in Eastern. You can follow along live on NASA+ (plus.nasa.gov) or on the NASA YouTube channel (www.youtube.com/@NASA). It should be amazing to watch!

"Manoeuvring for Opportunistic Science" is the name of my jazz trio's first album #Artemis

One of these "Top Goggle stories" is an April 1 joke from yesterday. LoL Well, at least one, to my knowledge; have not checked the other

From The Rocket: A Ladybird ‘How It Works’ Book series ‘654.’ Originally published in 1967. Illustrated by B.H. Robinson. #artemis

Ummm... what? No. Read the room.

Oh wow, who could have imagined such a thing, I'm speechless

[insert pun about football and the Scottish Play]

#SuperbOwl

Cousin's sons work on Keeso's other show

"Data needs to be rewritten after reading" is also true of dynamic RAM. It just happens inside the memory chip.

Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA

CBC trying to put up key points from the speech in text. This is pointless. It's all BS. "Gas price as low as 2.20" "No wait gas as low as 1.90 in some places" "Magnets will be destroyed by water" "Everything is going amazingly well, because of me, but it's all terrible and that's not my fault"

Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, passed away today from cancer. Despite what he later became, he was an enormous inspiration to me, and I think a lot of the comedic flow I do still derives from him.

ChatGPT cleans up hard drive to procrastinate writing your boring essay

"Women don't like the vehicle... So I made it basically invisible"

Short Track Racer, early concept model