Nugoomi

If there are Choc Hobnobs in the house, I'll eat the lot in one sitting. So the last time I bought a pack was 3 years ago. They cost £1. Yesterday, in the same shop: £2.50. Inflation is 5% Not 150% Should cost £1.16 Not £2.50 Sometimes you lose sight of just how badly you're being ripped off.

Utterly crazy to watch The Green Party self destruct quite so spectacularly precisely when we need them to be a serious, credible political party more than ever …

A Russian hacker got into Jared Kushner's phone. The Dutch flipped the hacker and watched. What they saw, per Matthew Cole's new book: Gulf-funded accounts, $2 billion, none of it disclosed. Kushner calls it "completely insane." Fine, thin man. Then release the disclosure forms.

Sweet Jesus …

Trump Has Betrayed America......

“You,Boy! Get me 7 bags of coke and a copy of the bible. I’ve got Tommy Robinson coming round tonight to talk about his court case!”

Everyone still on X. Everyone Elon Musk has turned off his Starlink satellite in favour of Russia. He’s working against Ukraine and working against us. It’s terrifying and YOU ARE ALL working against the safety and security of all of us, including your own families.

The new White House Press Secretary … sweet Jesus Where do they find these morons??

Ferrari as ever completely unable to get out of their own way … an absolute joke team strategy wise #F1

If you’re still on X you are the enemy … no ifs, no buts

Hegseth and Trump are big fans of public executions huh? Let’s keep that in mind for the future then yeah? 👍🏼

American Taliban … spectrumlocalnews.com/us/snplus/mi...

All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.

Brian Blessed’s birthday is an excuse to share one of the greatest paragraphs in any memoir ever.

The one thing in the #ManCity thing that no one seems to talk about is that without a hacker finding & revealing those emails / data, it appears no actual football regulatory body even noticed what City were allegedly up to for years … which should bring them into serious scrutiny too

‘Who is that child Andrew?’

It’s amazing after all these years and all that money that Manchester City have never won the Premier League…

The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human—sweat, bad breath, everything

"Now, I know you Chinamen think you're the shit when it comes to tricking your population with stupid propaganda, but—COME ON—you can't touch this beauty here. And there is more where that came from, trust me."

If these people were not so very dangerously stupid this would be very funny indeed. Jaymey McIvor of Reform insisting people from Chingford and Woodford are claiming asylum in Ongar.

Good Question.......?

Why is the UN giving a platform to a war criminal?? … and will he EVER stop telling the story of his brother 🙄

Swedish election winner Magdalena Andersson's message to Brits: “We would prefer you to be part of the European Union." So would we. ♥️ https://www.politico.eu/article/magdalena-andersson-sweden-eu-foreign-policy/

🧑‍🌾 🐄 “Life on the farm is stressful… the help situation isn’t getting better… why should we keep going?” A dairy farmer who voted for anti-immigrant Trump complains she can’t find workers — then lashes out when the internet calls her out for voting against her own interests.

I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.

Call me weird but I’ve got a strange feeling that Putin might win the Russian ‘elections’ …

We’re worried about millionaires leaving the UK huh? Those millionaires that do everything possible to avoid paying taxes will therefore no longer be paying the taxes they currently aren’t paying anyway? Do fuck off with that nonsense… and feel free to take the millionaires with you … #BBCLauraK

Why is Hegseth quite this obsessed with other men’s erections?

I saw this one on Instagram

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In other news: the Vatican is being hijacked by Catholics.

Somebody needs to break in to Mar A Shithole and put Biden’s name on it tbh …

Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde

Farage in 2016: “Vote Leave to save the £.” Farage in 2026: “Screw the £, we must have crypto.”

If you would like to imprison Nigel Farage for being a corrupt Traitor. RT/Like

How about we throw the Reform scum into the sea and then the #RNLI can decide whether to save them or not … the beautiful part is that we all know they would risk their lives to do exactly that

This is a blatant threat to the RNLI, who are currently out of action in Portsmouth - ergo not saving lives, because staff are being terrorised. When will Mahmood take domestic terrorism of this nature seriously.

In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Nigel Farage said he wanted its councillors to demonstrate how a Reform government would run the UK. It seems that the chaos erupting before our very eyes is a very accurate representation of what a Reform UK government would look like...