Ocelcock

Ocelcock

@ocelcock.bsky.social

Dudes in dresses lover, climate change worshipper, president of antifa, and I have a bigger dick than the entire executive branch combined.

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Those of you who live in red states (or any state just in case), check your voter registration online. I have two coworkers who are black women that have paper registration cards that are active but online it says they’re not eligible to vote.

The first two posts have a “my dad died, here’s what it taught me about B2B sales.” energy to it

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I remember when LARP meant nerds playing with swords outside. So I am a mega nerd? Or is larp the new word for poser since it also meant you pretend to be a sword fighter? Anyways Gex is a great game.

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I really try hard to not believe in the “our leaders are secret demonic lizards” conspiracy, but damn

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

She's simply going to hide in the corner of the human traffickers' rooms in the dark. Babadook situation, 90% fatality rate.

Also, she just asked me if I’ve heard any rumors around Cyrodill about her being a bastard child of an Argonian and an Orc

My birth mom named me Deborah Ann before I was adopted. That’s not my name now, but I just had the revelation that I would’ve been called Little Debbie & I can’t stop telling people

Also apparently my aunt who was 8 at the time would come home from school and find me under the couch when I was like 6 months old. I ask you now, why wasn’t my nickname Loose Change?

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And now the best part: Bot traffic from the #Yandex network has plunged to near zero following the strike on its Vladimir data center. Bot traffic includes automated requests from search crawlers, scrapers and other online services. Twitter must be a ghost town by now.

Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦@perevaa.bsky.social

All three Yandex AI supercomputers are reportedly offline: Galushkin in Vladimir, Chervonenkis and Lyapunov in Sasovo, whose data center shut down after the Oct 8 strike. Yandex Cloud outages also threaten thousands of Russian firms relying on it for websites, databases and payments 👏

I also think that I can segment my brain to still enjoy the good parts of shows that went bad, but if i couldn’t, it’d be: The 100 and Game of Thrones

Nev Fountain@nevfountain.bsky.social

What TV show got so bad it effectively destroyed your appreciation for the show when it was was good?

Not a tv show, and not a popular opinion I think, but I’m going to say Marvel in general. If I was to say the movie that pushed me away, people would riot.

Nev Fountain@nevfountain.bsky.social

What TV show got so bad it effectively destroyed your appreciation for the show when it was was good?

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Replying to @cakemittens.bsky.social

TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:

cakemittens@cakemittens.bsky.social

let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.

The last thought I had when I was high was that it’d be kinda funny to go to a restaurant out of state, drive back to your state, and litter with the out of state bags. Cops will wonder, how did they get Krystal burgers in Arizona?

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Sort of insane fact about how broken US urban planning is—America now spends more building *just the lights for roads and highways* than on all subways & ground mass transit combined Spending on roadway *pavement* is 18x transit spending

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Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.

I feel like if we had a government that was a worth a shit, Facebook (I fckn hate the other name) wouldn’t exist anymore

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First thoughts, LOST is too low. If you want to say “well the ending…” ok then game of thrones should drop below 20 if that’s the case. (Even though LOST’s ending was fine). LOST literally defined what non-premium prime time could be. You don’t get BB without LOST.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Could I have the emails and phone numbers of the 13%? I have some Apple gift card requests I need to make under the guise of being a celebrity.

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Feeling aroused? With your mobile phone, you have instant access to pornography at any time! But watch out: in some areas it’s considered a faux pas to view a pornograph in public. Make sure to be aware of your surroundings and their special rules. Well, you’re ready to masturbate. Best of luck.