Nick Only Comes Out At Night

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

Just saw a guy cock his credit card behind his ear to better hear someone across a counter. Man, there’s such cool stuff happening everywhere.

These guys never seem to consider what a truly *benevolent* dictator would immediately do to them and everything they own.

Latest WSJ poll: "63% want to pause AI development 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 59% want Medicare for All 57% want a $20 minimum wage 58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel" This is the center of the country politically. it is time all adjust to this political spectrum, esp. media.

Twitch would be a much, much, much worse place without Stefan Heck and Jesse Farrar. We should all be thankful they stream. Suspending them is a shot across the bow at twitch being a decent platform for anything

“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language

Zozobra has been caught and compromised to a permanent end.

KOAT manages to fuck up the live broadcast of Zozobra in new and exciting ways every year. This year the audio has had a weird high-pitched echo of all voices slightly out of sync. Truly astounding.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the Court as currently constituted ruled that President Trump could knock down half the White House and pour your money down a hole. Is that a fair application of the law? Or do we need to reconsider how the Court does business?”

One thing that is annoying about Life These Days is not knowing if lettuce is safe or not. Like, shouldn't that be clearly wrapped up by now, in a way that reassures everyone? Weird that that hasn't happened, right?

My apartment complex has a building mistake where some adjacent units have ceiling fans that are on the same frequency, which means the same remote that adjusts your ceiling fan also adjusts one in your neighbor's unit. That means that sometimes I have silent button-mashing fights with my neighbors.

Anti-vaxxers kill people dead & deserve shame & punishment. Also the President is in full REM sleep dreaming he’s in the 1987 Broadway production of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Starlight Express.

The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.

I don't know how to say this in a way that isn't snotty: if you are changing your writing intentionally to sound "not like AI" or whatever, I think extremely little of your craft. This is simply not a problem or a consideration for an even moderately developed writer www.wired.com/story/more-t...

Tigers Bloob

Like, I cannot stress this enough: in the Iliad, Achilles fights Scamander, the river god who is also the *river Scamander.* There is no historically accurate way of depicting a bronze age warrior fighting a RIVER which is also a god. "What were Bronze Age anti-river tactics?" Shush.

Robert Downey Jr's Doctor Doom voice is like a dungeons and dragons DM kind of doing a Russian accent for an NPC.

This is a politician who understands that this is not an indulgence, it's an investment. Every public space where you can have fun and not spend any money is probably more of a crimebuster than 100 cops.

"Mexico, home of the original Mexican food, now has a Chipotle Mexican Grill" - The Washington Post

Exactly the plot of "The Town Manager" by Thomas Ligotti.

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I'm sick of flightless birds. Get off your ass

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Periodic reminder that guillotines are the moderate solution

15 rightwing losers want to drink nazi cum with the pigs

Would love to see anyone walk people through the fact that there are finite resources, which means that when someone is a trillionaire they are hogging a large percentage of those resources so the things they have are things that you don’t have so when you struggle to pay bills that’s their fault

i swear to god man, there has never been a cadre of sorrier fucking losers and hall-monitor dickweeds than at the top of the Democratic Party

One thing I like is when a short horror story makes you feel intense fear about a thing you're not normally afraid of. "The Viaduct" by Brian Lumley, from his Fruiting Bodies collection, does that with the fear of heights. 💙📚🩸

What? Absolutely not. These are the actions of a wildly unpopular administration that should be mocked, not feared. Don’t give these yutzes more than they deserve by making them powerful or scary in your head.

Jelly Roll has split with his longtime honey Bunnie. Is this the news or the damn donut report!?

*Extremely minor and specific complaint* If I subscribed to your original horror story podcast because you had a bunch of good creepy episodes in a contemporary setting written in modern English, please think long and hard before you do a story set in the 1600s or whatever.

I was in South Korea in 2014 for a Samsung event and they put all the North American journalists together on one tour bus. Our guide and translator played the Gangnam Style music video on the bus TVs five times in a row, then switched it to a Gangnam Style remix video. Insanely funny bit.

if you ever start a sentence with "There are plenty of real things to criticize _____ over without..." you are a loser. you are stupid. you are not doing anything worth a fuck. you need your ass kicked

I don't know I think that's where I would expect it to be.

Backrooms is a Christmas movie.

(falling into a hole) im not here to make friends

i think the reason people say "dont let the perfect be the enemy of the good" is because they know on a neutral field, the perfect would beat the fucking hell out of the good. the good sucks shit compared to the perfect. thats why im always going for it. the good is my enemy, too. fuck the good!

"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny." THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too. (I start sucking the third guy's dick.) That's funny. - JF #TheJokingGamer #ad

I heard that he actually killed himself

government of losers

Yeah my tin foil hat is fully on at this point. Trump had a stroke and they're desperately trying to pump him full of those good government drugs to keep him upright but last night he was sundowning too hard to read this speech so they rolled out an AI copy