oro

You've never technically never physically touched anything because technically your outer electron shells repulsed their outer electron shells. i've never touched anything because i am intrinsically that repulsive. We are not the same.

in my head, i call tomorrow's version of myself "tomoro" and this skeet is tomoro's problem

type type type delete delete delete

a 6' by 6' by 6' mattress. the comfort cube

i started writing this post and partway through it achieved sentience and posted itself

oh my god

stomach hurts, plans canceled 😰

how to register 1-900 number and get the money

if being good at your job isn't job security, looting isn't theft

anyone want to invest in my start up? it's an app that tells you what historical figure your pet is a reincarnation of. we monetize the images submitted to the app by selling them to me

i love the human part of my brain that learns an incorrect fact and then corrections only reinforce my belief in that fact

what a beautiful kindness i wish to share with everyone 🥲

Historically accurate scene where malnourished man has to be tied to the mast because he's too horny for manatees

Tagline: Next time someone says they're good to drive, call "Shotgun"

why do i pilot my body?

Help me, Copi Wan Kenkopi. You're my only cope.

But enough about me

How do i talk to my general practitioner about my low Follower-Followed ratio?

If i train a couple budgies to post on bsky, does that make them a pair of skeets?

this is making me dizzy in an axis i never felt before

i am going to use several volunteer furries to make a "full-length movie" of that myth where Zeus fucks a swan that is "historically accurate" by the end of my motel reservation.

[seeing a couple cats] so which one of you is psspsspss and which of you :3 *slow blinks*

if your software runs amok I maintain that the problem is you

Japanese box art vs North American Box art

Life hacks and deflock.org

no one wants to hire anymore

my_genome_(Copy)_Final (1)_abcde.xlsx

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

feel like i drank too much coffee 12 hours ago

it's basic chemistry, water + lava = platform

Objectively the point of the American Dream, such as it exists now or really ever did, is supposed to be that anyone can come here and achieve it. It’s quite literally the entire point

there's a reason it's a classic

can we have 📈? no, we have chart at home chart at home: 📉

insane how there isn’t a single industry where being good at your job does anything for you variety.com/2026/film/ne...

a user with this avatar was just unfollowed

when my burrito has cilantro

all up to date with my medications and medical appointments, please clap

need to be kissed like this

need to turn my brain into jelly so it can be reformed like a beautiful butterfly.

Spent too much of my date yesterday talking about how hot it is (temperature) instead how hot it is [redacted].

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough