Michael Orr

NO. DO NOT DO THIS. Do NOT think about The Event and under NO circumstances attempt to relive The Event. This may cause DISTRESS and CONFUSION. REMAIN INDOORS.

A poo found in the boys urinal lead to 15 mins of soul searching by our head about the descent of society and our bleak future. Next day head returns to update that poo was plumbing back up. Tbf he was right about future

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They flipped a coin and decided to make it a strong cola flavor instead

The lead singer of Smeg and the heads has gone into stasis for 3 million years to avoid being in the Freedom 250 Concert, due to it being a load of cryptofascist bourgeois crap...

that student? herman melville

Modern remake of The talented Mr Ripley

Sign me up!

Or the day after…

see ur bf got his pic in the Guardian www.theguardian.com/environment/...

RIP Rob #reddwarf

Written English has barely changed in 300 years. If you can read Harry Potter, you can read Robinson Crusoe (1719).

Also painfully telling that the White House and Kremlin are in the SAME DIRECTION isn't it

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

A lot of US anger towards UK stems from the shear pride of being American in an era of decline.

And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

Due to staff shortages, wizards are developing bad backs.

Is there a YouTube for making a homemade AI?

Things you do when you’re young

Poetic Delivery Service, one from 2017

Texas chain saw massacre is full of plot holes... what happens to the victims when they die? is there an afterlife?

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

Spicier Girls

#PPOD: Happy St. Patrick's Day! On August 7, 2003, the Aqua MODIS instrument acquired this image of Ireland on the first day this summer that most of the island wasn't completely obscured by cloud cover. Credit: Jeff Schmaltz, MODIS Rapid Response Team, NASA/GSFC 🧪 🍀

Alas, poor country, Almost afraid to know itself!

The Test

The retired heads of Madame Tussauds.⁠

if bowser ever kidnapped wario's girlfriend instead i bet wario would shoot him with a gun

"A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!" #BladeRunner #SciFi #cyberpunk

"there's been a military coup prime minister" "really, where? "here" "oh"

As a middle aged parent, amen to this

The rotation periods of the planets, side-by-side

A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business

And to thee and thy company I bid A hearty welcome.

MY ANALYSIS: How the government has done its homework for a Trump presidency - and will continue to court him: “We’ll be doing it through gritted teeth”. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...

On a tough day this is the perfect recipe to get through it… with a large brandy

"With an occasionally forceful tone and a somewhat unorthodox view of nocturnal life, Freddy Kreuger is offering American teenagers a very different, and far from restful, form of sleep."