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"Remember when you lived in the city? The hustle and bustle infiltrated every cell in your body. You even had a MetroCard. Then you moved here. You gave up. I will not reward that kind of mediocrity. You’re lucky I even stay open." buff.ly/8tQYIFy

Don't know what it is but it has 532 hit points and ranged attacks.

I'm 5'2". I look after a very old building. I am now training an assistant to also look after this very old building. He is well over 6'. This man is hitting his head on things I didn't even know existed.

The women of X by the master, George Perez. I love Perez's distinctive faces to much, he never resorted to just giving characters generic features. I think I can detect a little Andy Kubert influence in Rogue's face and a LOT of Jim Lee in Psylocke's...

The Cat on the Pillow (Adolf von Becker, 19th century)

Millennials have been chasing this high for decades

i hope this email finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile

“Well, I guess that’s decades of attempting to maintain a positive view of myself up in smoke now that I’ve accidentally caught sight of my disgusting, sweaty frame on the screen there.” — Alena Reese, area woman

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Kansas Dem Sen. nominee Adam Hamilton on trans rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself”

UrbanMech! (My first Native to Battletech sketch)

Room 3: Mom asks you if you’ve heard of those GL3 drugs they have now? You might want to look into them? Room 4: Your phone is dead. Calculate the tip. Room 5: Drunk father of the bride asks which one of you guys is the woman. Room 6: Straights-Only Karaoke Night Room 7: Finance Bro Jump Scare

My Haunted House: Entryway: Clots of sullen teens stare at you and look like they’re juuust about to say something. Room 1: A ball lands at your feet. A man shouts, “Little help?” with an air of tetchy impatience. Room 2: Gay bar. Hot guy catches you looking at him, he and his friends guffaw.

Since its inception, DHS has been utilized by the government to target and persecute those they consider the public enemy — whether it is Muslim-Americans, Haitians, Latinos, or dissenters. It’s time to abolish ICE, dismantle DHS, and reimagine safety.

my patented technique for how to never draw your belts backwards again: ED

"Oh this thing looks cute, I'd love to take a closer loo-" It's AI-generated.

Lolol. @badposter.lol is the glue

AI shouldn't be able to fire you, fire a weapon, or deny you healthcare.

why is stuff so hard why are women so beautiful why can't I eat sand and drink the ocean

I'm sorry if i ever criticized anyone about anything, doing anything is so hard, i didn't know

Columbo & Dog in Budapest

William Friedkin hired real actual career arsonist and mob affiliate Marv "the Torch" Katz and flew him to the Dominican Republic overnight to blow up a massive fallen tree the film crew's pyro guys couldn't get to explode. Marv got it done in a few hours and flew home the same day.

It was Shigeru Mizuki - comic artist, antiwar activist, folklore archivist, and general cultural titan.

Holy crap

"Do things ever slow down in adulthood?" No. Adulthood is that scene in The Lost World where people are dangling over a cliff, so you hand them a rope, but then their trailer starts to go, so you tie it to your car, but then your car starts to go, so you reverse, but then a T. rex attacks your car.

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

I have never had the slightest interest in True Detective until now.

Anyone need a genuinely *nice* story for this Wednesday? "Takahashi thought the lost barrel might be adrift somewhere on the Bering Sea by now. Or, he imagined an 'Alaskan bear wearing my down jacket or like, playing my flute...'"

A worthwhile read. Looking forward to the next in the series. These two paragraphs are such a potent distillation of everything we witness day in and day out but can’t always put into words.

done with this thing #robotart

'Snow White' illustrated by Yoshitaka Amano

New Study Finds Elephants Mourn Cancellation Of Favorite TV Shows https://theonion.com/new-study-finds-elephants-mourn-cancellation-of-favorite-tv-shows/

'Cats Nightmare' by Louis Wain, 1890

‘curious kitty’ perfume bottle by avon