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One person on the defense in football should be allowed to ride a horse.

Joel Embiid really should have beat @inkstainedretch.bsky.social 's ass.

It’s pretty cool that the Eagles best player ever is an offensive lineman. Loser franchises have QBs as their best all-time players but true ball knowers understand it’s really about the line of scrimmage.

There should not be a kickoff after a made field goal.

sec week to week has the most banger matchups, and my hot take is that this is a better measure of conference strength than postseason results

the stock market is just 3 hedge funds in a trench coat

Dombrowski had a terrible offseason and he is primarily to blame for this team absolutely folding, however predictably.

Current vibes: Eagles (tiny gap) Sixers (Medium gap) Flyers (The depths of Hell) Phillies

if you’re a afraid of dsa it’s probably because you’re dumb and a coward

we got Bob Costas on a broadcast for a Phillies regular season home game before GTA6

The Odyssey was incredible.

Hope LeBron wins it then buys the team from Josh Harris

I’m going to be on the news

ahahahahaha it’s LeBron James

@treblaw.bsky.social

why are the Phillies

You know Nola is good at 5 and no more. You simply know this.

Two weeks ago today, after Nasdaq willingly rigged the rules, somewhere btw $7-10 bil of passive money was forced to buy SpaceX at $160.42 Today, 10 trading days later, it closed at $119.85 It’s an unprecedented forced loss (at least $2b) for passive investors and our financial media is 🦗

added time? extra time? stoppage time? heck call me when its dinner time

embarrassing to have to host the final in the meadowlands

Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting. We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.

there was an offramp ten years ago with Trump when he was caught on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women there have been 1,000 other off ramps anyone could have taken since it will never not bewilder me that anyone commits so stubbornly to stupidity

these people are fucking cattle man idk how else to describe it

sorry but Aaron Nola hasn’t given up a single earned run since the all star break and not enough people are talking about it

(NY guy who set a visiting Spurs fan hair on fire a couple weeks ago) Wow you scumbags were pretty hostile toward Jordan Walker, shame on you

classic Philly loss lmao 😭

Philadelphia is unbeatable TV sorry

the Democratic Party is filled with some of the biggest losers imaginable

Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.

lol—of course

dude really said the Islamic republic of Japan

One wonders how this is legal given that it involves taxpayer money and is also essentially more communist than anything these dopes have accused others of supporting.

Seems like a pretty reasonable and normal perspective. Obviously a certain segment of this site won’t even think this is enough, because of course Platner’s sins must also belong to those who agree with his politics.

This is what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

Nobody wants this shit.

The only qualifying hitter patriot to carry exactly a .250 batting average into today's games

modern communication between friends is an unending series of “I saw that. Insane.” & yep, unreal.”

by dunking on the dumbest question posed on this site in some time

Coach Russell Crowe gonna do the ref like Commodus now

Mr. LeBron James...you have lived a full and varied life. But have you seen a man eat a rotisserie chicken on an industrial pier? Have you met an Elmo who drums? Have you scaled a greased pole atop the shoulders of other men?

Hang the fuck on

oldest kiddo got his yellow belt in karate today and that makes me very happy

friend at a big tech co just told me that her company's chatbot and their client's chatbot have been caught in a mutual support loop for several days that has generated nearly 20k emails

Don just wanted to achieve an incredible own goal leading up to the world cup this year. Only explanation.

centrist dems and the dnc as a whole are the largest of losers