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Just came on to say #iOS26 is absolute garbage ui/ux. Truly Apple has lost it. Anyone tried using Apple Music on a Mac btw? Perfect example of Apple spreading itself too thin and failing massively at so many things at once.

a red checkmark is the first weird thing on #ios26 . it’s like a graphical oxymoron. the checkmark implies that it’s a confirmation aka “proceed”, but the color red says “danger”. creating a calendar event isn’t a dangerous operation. #ui #ux #uxfail

HOWS EVERYONE BEEN I FORGOT THIS APP EXISTED

These headlines are 11 days apart. Every time they try to lie and declare COVID is over, this happens:

manifesting “no longer randomly waking up at 4:30 am every night” energy ✨

Can someone please explain Padam Padam

renaming your failing company is the billionaire version of giving yourself bangs

X is the future state of unlimited synergistic telesocialization - centered in frog memes - creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, and users with “Father/Husband/Christian” in their profile DMing you for nudes. Powered by AI, X will create torment beyond imagination.

Everytime I check newskies I feel like this app is one giant furry convention

i am hissing at you

at least I’m double cheekd up

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take me back

The number of social apps is

.DS_Store? Store Ds nuts

When ur mean to me this is who you’re mean to

I deactivated my threads account already but it turns out you can’t delete your threads account *without also deleting your Instagram account* so maybe just don’t sign up!

love my shitty broke ass miserable life thank you america

Me after posting 1 tweet and 1 skeet.

Who had "Elon Musk's mother won't allow him to cage fight Mark Zuckerberg" on their bingo card?

To all non Dougs out there

The Wagner coup is over but the WIENER COUP has just begun

with LGBT+ you get to be gay without any of the ads

A former OceanGate employee complained specifically that the tourist submersible was not capable of descending to such extreme depths — and then he was fired

*pushes u into the contraption* oops

i thought Reddit CEO Steve Huffman came off bad in his interview with The Verge this new one with NBC News is disqualifying Reddit's unpopular changes were inspired by Elon Musk's layoffs & cost-cutting (like not paying bills) at Twitter. insane.

BREAKING NEWS: A 100% unbiased scientific study funded by commercial real estate firms has discovered that by 2028 the average remote worker will look like this:

Meanwhile, Twitter is being sued for over $250 million by the National Music Publishers’ Association, for “rampant copyright infringement.” https://www.musicbusinessworldwide.com/music-publishers-sue-twitter-for-250m-alleging-rampant-infringement-of-copyrighted-music/

this is where I post from

when the edible kicks in

pee pee poo poo

Put on my fancy clothes for dinner tn