Pete

Good morning!

Everything is just … stupid

Sitting in my preferred laundromat in Everett, WA. This is what weekends are like on the road.

Me watching the #StrangeNewWorlds puppet episode

This thread is 100% spot-on.

The fact that the two networks that chose to air the "event," CBS and Fox cut away and, no mention of it on Fox this morning should tell anyone all they need to know about last night.

A reminder that as you see photos of those Patriot Front douchebags today, they are marching on a holiday because none of them have anywhere else to be. None of them have friends or family who want them around on a holiday. No one is missing them today. They're already with their only friends.

TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...

The Iran war has cost Americans roughly $1,000 per household in higher fuel, food, and other expenses since February 28, according to Moody's. www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

Oh hey couple reminders: 1). Still around a million Epstein files not released 2) the US is currently negotiating terms for our surrender to Iran because Trump got bored and scared Just keep in mind with all the pool drama

Did we ever learn why Daffy Duck was always such an asshole?

“It’s all bullshit, folks, and it’s bad for ya.” - GC

Great, now where will they wear the maxi pads this time?

If I had a nickel for every distant island full of penguins Trump dragged into a geopolitical crisis, I would have two nickels. Which is not a lot, but it’s still weird that it happened twice.

I don’t like the way this is going.

When the physical oil shortages start, I hope we start by banning gas-powered leaf blowers forever.

A U.S. Navy submarine torpedoed and sank the Iranian Navy frigate IRIS Dena off Sri Lanka Hegseth says it’s the first time a U.S. submarine has sunk an enemy warship since World War II.

People who choose the window seat on a plane, and then keep the shade closed the entire flight: WHYYYYY

It's exhausting living through an entire verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire" every day.

Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.

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In 1930s Germany Nazis sent brownshirts into left-leaning areas to trash property and instigate street fights. Then they would tell the press that only they could save Germany from "violent communists" and other dangerous leftists and restore order. I mention this for no reason at all. None at all.

*captures country's president after shock military op *announces government will be run by group of US appointees and oil barons *says occupation will be paid for by oil revenue from country *weapon stockpiles unsecured Welcome back, 2004

If Xi Jinping invaded Taiwan right now, and toppled the president there, on what grounds would the United States object? Or have any credibility to say anything?

What, and I repeat myself, the fuck

Late night movements. Nothing urgent, just watchin'.

Wishing you and yours a very happy 100th Dick Van Dyke-mas.

Trump: I demolished the People’s House for my big beautiful ballroom paid for by my rich friends so we can throw lavish parties while millions starve without health care. Tonight… The People: Our turn, motherfucker.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

I was told there would be a handbasket

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

People living under fascism didn’t survive by giving up joy—they protected it. They held onto the things fascism tried to erase: art, friendship, jokes, rituals, language, memory. Not as escapism but as resistance. As proof they were still human. Joy isn’t frivolous under fascism. It’s strategic.

this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’

Well. Here we go.

Thousands in the streets of Santa Rosa CA #NoKings #SantaRosaCA

Tiny Guerneville, CA showed up!

after growing up in California i lived in some places where it's bad to be from California, so i downplayed that part of myself for a while. but this week has turned me back into a California evangelist. i'm Calimaxxing. certified Calihead. we got a fuckin' bear on our flag bro