Boots McNaughty

Just draw the fucking teams

Sepp Blatter is at home thinking that even he was never this much of a money-grubbing toady arsehole.

How long before he mentions Biden?

See yer da’s got a new car.

Did someone say beveragino?

@theshen.bsky.social ALFOS at the Berkley Suite?

Charlie Kirk had called for the full release of the Epstein files several days ago. Congress should honor his last wish.

Let me check I’ve got this right. Someone calling for entirely innocent foreign-born people to be burned alive at a time of serious social unrest is a free speech champion who must be feted. And some calling them & their hideous promoters in politics & media racist is a menace who must be silenced.

Many years ago I went to Burning Man where I was gifted a plastic cup with the words "Little Crack Whore" on the side. My two year old daughter recently found it and now refuses to use any other cup.

Great result for Andorra.

@stephenfry.bsky.social Heard you on 6Music earlier. This is a beaut from Herb.

"What do you mean 'it's not even at half mast'?"

Who else on God's green earth could make a room of people chant "WE HATE LAMINATES! I SAID WE HATE LAMINATES!" at the top of their lungs and mean it with every fibre of their being?

@beardedgenius.bsky.social He's arrived #gyokeres

It's not the crime as much as it's the coverup.

WELCOME Viktor Gyökeres! #ARSENAL

4EVA IN AR HARTS

Just incredible

Dear god let this man cook.

That's it Mr President, give 'em a good scratch. It's not like a few hundred million people are watching or anything like that.

Happy Easter everybody

Newquay. A tourist parks their car on the beach to save on parking fees. Then the tide comes in. Locals gather to laugh & a bloke called Barry the Bugler plays The Last Post

@dankackroyd.bsky.social Another for the collection. Keeps yer tabs lit 'til lunch.

tariff this tariff that wouldn't it be tariffic if you got some mates

@dankackroyd.bsky.social Cheers(?!).

Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

No one tell Ferrari what it really looks like.

Thoughts and prayers with this guy today. #StPatricksDay

Happy St Patrick’s Day ☘️

@theshen.bsky.social At least he seems to be enjoying himself www.tiktok.com/@jameshype/v...

"Wow. That's beautiful. ... Everything's computer"

@theshen.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVnd...

@theshen.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h5V...

Always liked #HenryKelly.