pittmanwear

“Every 30 to 60 seconds, our revolutionary heads-up display will prompt wearers to slowly close and then reopen their eyes to create the illusion of natural blinking.” — Mark Zuckerberg

Everyone needs to read this. If it seems like Dem fund raising has become a giant scam, that's because it has. Shocker, Jeffries is involved. Check that your grandparents aren't giving away their retirement. data4democracy.substack.com/p/hook-and-s...

if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”

Epstein survivor Dani Bensky: You can’t say that you want to make sure sex offenders and sex traffickers are behind bars and then vote for him. Every vote for Blanche is really a vote against survivors. If Thom Tillis wants to call, I’m happy to talk to him. We’ve been trying to get in touch

I put work by myself & a few other professional, 100% human writers into one of the popular AI detectors. We all got flagged, it seems for no other reason than decent writing has a smooth rhythm & uses good transitions. What a fucking racket.

Mamdani is in the big leagues now. Lander won, but we expected that. The story is that Valdez, also backed by Mamdani, beat Reynoso. The Brooklyn party told Mamdani in public to back off. A mayor from outside Brooklyn who can tell the Brooklyn party to get in line is powerful indeed.

Dear God…. Messi

Skynet. She’s describing Skynet.

The Spurs have also led in the final 2 minutes of all four games and trail 3-1. It's been a series of clutch time and the Knicks have it.

Pretty sure that’s the most my 10 year old daughter has ever enjoyed a basketball game, including the final minutes of GOAT.

Gotta love the Knicks blasting some DMX to get things started

Remember Yogi Berra, for example, who was shot through the hand as a boat pilot at Omaha Beach. He never applied for the Purple Heart as not to worry his mother. The next day he helped clear the beach of bodies. He was asked how this affected him. He replied, "Baseball ain't hard."

living in the future has been a real fucking disappointment

Stawdew Valley is the closest my ADHD ass will ever get to heaven.

Longlegs has died, Longlegs has risen, Longlegs will come again.

A little bit of bolognese in my life, A little bit of pesto on the side, A little puttanesca here I am, A little bit of this goes in the pan.

Saying this now, just in case - - New Yorkers hated Giuliani on 9/10, couldn't wait to get rid of him - Giuliani was in the street on 9/11 bc the Command Center at 7WTC was destroyed (he put it there to be near Judi Nathan) - Giuliani killed 343 firemen by forcing cheap radios on them

I don't like Stancil. He certainly doesn't like us. But there are people who get wrapped up in battling him. I don't understand that. He has no power, nor is he looked to as an effective trategist. He has opinions, and he doesn't back down. So does the fellow who attends every town meeting.

Making up a bedtime story on the fly for your kid feels truly magic, incredibly fulfilling and yet is infinitely repeatable. This is what silicon valley wants to steal from us by “optimizing our lives.”

Do you know what Stella Adler would say if you told her some charlatan was proposing teaching acting by having students go up against an avatar Olivier? She’d say nothing. She’d murder that person. She’d stab them to death then lecture for 90 minutes about every choice she made in doing so.

Splash down!!!

Jesus He Knows He and he charges $1.99 a minute.

"AI is garbage, bro, it gives you wrong answers like half the time and the other half the time makes you stupid." Overheard a middle schooler chastising a fellow student for suggesting they use AI. Whole middle school herd started mocking the AI kid. ...We need to let these kids at the tech bros.

I just sent a calendar invite for a work meeting for tomorrow and all I can think about is how someone in Iran also just sent a calendar invite for a work meeting for tomorrow.

De Hobbit or Onder Ons.

Our brain absolutely treat IRL and online interactions differently. We’re evolved for one and not for the other.

Good day to watch THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST, a film beloved of Pope Francis, if that's a selling point

Added benefit, they don’t destroy employment or raise everyone’s electric bill!

Have they figured out how to jump us back into the original timeline?

There has never been a better time to accept and vocalize that Jews and the Israeli government are not the same thing. Yes, the Israeli government has worked hard for decades to make us believe opposing its actions is inherently antisemitic. But it isn’t true. It never was.

When they say the quiet part out loud and admit that the plan is to liquidate the entire middle class.

Protest with your wallet.

I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people’s empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state. Tell them it will find your dog.

Super Bowl ads dominated by AI and GLP-1s suggest our corporate overlords think we are living in the WALL-E future, but actually we are living in the Andor past.

I just ate three tacos

Another one down... #resistandunsubscribe #resistICE

A month-long boycott of big tech companies to protest ICE. Thanks for having me, @jaketapper.bsky.social.

Gotta give Spotify a shout out for the best post-cancelation landing page so far 👏 #resistandunsubscribe #resistICE @profgalloway.com

Unsubscribe from Amazon. Plus, my thoughts on Mark Zuckerberg’s monopoly. www.resistandunsubscribe.com

- Bob Dylan - The Strokes - Bon Iver - Mötley Crüe - Wilco