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If only this were true; Grimace had that rib removed himself for greater flexibility in pursuit of his depravity

Ding ding fucking ding.

Listen to the racket outside a massive data center near Dowagiac, Michigan. That jet-engine hum comes from cooling equipment running around the clock. Before Republicans welcome the next one, maybe they should spend a night listening to it. #RepublicansLoveDataCenters

i don't think we can come to a reasonable compromise with this

There is much to admire in Abdul El-Sayed's response to the GOP plant in his audience. But one of the most deft things he did was to point out (twice) that our Constitution protects our right to follow *no* religion, thereby casting Christian nationalist Tommy as the actual religious extremist.

Ya I wonder why Sullivan really hasn’t led in a poll for months

When you see all these corrupt, ridiculously unqualified and incompetent Trump officials in action, realize that it is only possible because Republicans have the majority in the senate and voted to confirm them. The only way to stop it is to take that majority away.

Trump's DHS raiding and trying to strip the citizenship of Ilhan Omar just weeks before the election is fascism, pure and simple If his thugs can do this to a member of Congress, they can do it to you too. I stand with @ilhanmn.bsky.social.

As I first reported on Monday, Katie Zacharia is not a lawyer and has never been licensed to practice law. The WSJ reports that she took the California Bar Exam but failed. Nevertheless, Zacharia appeared on media programs for YEARS and repeatedly called herself a lawyer. Here's a super cut:

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What actual DOJ weaponization looks like. We are very far off the cliff.

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

One major thing Trump’s regime and its supporters may seek is to use ICE to instigate civil unrest before the midterms. They want the optics of chaos and minorities tearing up the streets so they can cast themselves as the “good white law-and-order” side. Be wary and don't get used by the regime.

“Pedolf” lol

JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”

First Lady Natalie Harp returns to the White House late last night after traveling all day with the president #TravelWithNatalie (Alex Wroblewski/AFP via Getty)

Adorable 🥰 Gorilla 🦍 Family

Well, gee, this certainly makes $6 per gallon diesel worth it

If "communism is the greatest threat to our country in its history" and he wants to root it out of America, then why is he hanging pictures of communist authoritarians in gilded frames in the White House?

Here's footage of Jack Smith at the Iowa vs. Maryland game on February 3rd, 2024 btw

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The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.

Dems: make the midterms a bloodbath so that the Republicans never think of trying this again. Are you in the settle-the-score camp?

Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴

A game for the ages!

Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

ICE shot Wilber Perez in the back. Now, Wilber can’t move the left side of his body. How does paralyzing a DoorDash driver make anyone more safe?

Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!

This is prep work for discounting their upcoming election reporting.

I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.

Hello. This is your reminder that the Russians secretly paid for Donald Trump Jr.’s private island wedding reception. The entire family is on the take and they believe the American people are suckers who won’t care. We care.

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Look at this loathsome repulsive creature yelling at a reporter. In addition to the fact that he’s the worst president in US history, he’s one of the worst human beings on planet earth. His supporters have a very serious defect in their character.

Nailed it

This is what Trump did on 9/11.