Pocketshepherd

Had this idea in lockdown, half-built it, forgot about it, remembered it again, though might as well finish it.

Holy Fuck Brighton & Hove Albion 😍😂

Bluesky on desktop is fucked for all my fellow sickos on a real computer

Some bloody hash head came up to me, ignored me, apologised to my dog for not saying hello and then tried to give him a high five. Bloody hash heads!

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

Just saw someone walking their syphnx cat and it was far better at loose lead walking than my dog. FML

Thinking about this exchange today

I just watched the trailer for Nathan Fielder's new documentary and it's very intense but.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b3o...

just saw an ad for febreze for bins, come on now, what the fuck is this

Norm had added jumping out of the window to get to the garden to his box of tricks 😩

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K608...

Worst Sitcom you've ever watched is trending but I can't be dealing with that,,,, gotta say the best sitcom I initially wrote off as trash is Everybody Loves Raymond. It's a stone cold classic.

i will never get over Christmas Eve 2005(?) where we dropped acid and listened to a 30 second Ivor Cutler song on repeat for hours and still somehow made it to a station adjacent pub to well wish pals a safe journey home,| great year.

got an aldi robot vacuum cleaner, gonna set it to do what it does whenever I take Norm for a walk, the future is sometimes incredible.

I'm drinking a 6.8% cider with my dog napping on my lap. we are both good. No other questions at this time.

Took Norm to an outdoor screening of Stop Making Sense and of course he's the main character. I think the people he met genuinely loved him but Norm, pls be normal, pls.

Was that the first unexpected national alert? Was in Aldi, pretty fucking weird feeling in that split second between realising what it was and reading the message.

I really wanna take Norm to France because I think he should be able to explore and enjoy foreign countries but is this mental, he's a dog.

Brexit, just one of the most unhinged things I have seen in my lifetime. Just an absolute xenophobic car crash from day one. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

my very personal thoughts on lockdown is that it kind of saved my life. In the weeks leading up I was a moments notice of walking out of work and beachy heading, WFH saved me and kinda wild much I progressed since then

Norm advises against opening the Dark Souls chest.

Now I'm scared!!!!

No idea if anyone else cares but these on screen iPlayer ads at the start of programmes are an abomination. Fucccckkkk offff. We pay a license fee so you don't have to do this shit.

Getting scab shamed by the whoo hoo guy

very scared by this last half of extra time my football is scared

Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard

lol

Howling at this Kane post match interview

I would so so love the final to be England v France so that the World Cup ends with a local derby

Not this specific song but m.youtube.com/watch?v=MANh...

pretty much the whole world rooting for you Cape Verde, make it fucking happen

My revolutionary football tactic would be *always* send the keeper up to try and header from a corner while having the smallest player on the halfway line to frustrate a potential breakaway. No further questions at this time.

Jack the Ripper could have used the Tube to get to Whitechapel.

sometimes Norm has an absolutely manic five minutes and then just flops on my lap and goes into the deepest sleep. It's incredible 🥰

Urameshi Boy is a ghost rapper who appears out of nowhere whenever someone feels resentful, and he does an upbeat rap to make them lighten up. (He’s one of many characters available for licensing from Studio Nugget.)

Cape Verde keeper looks like he's about to cry from joy, let it out big man, what a performance.

My dog Norm really suits his name but it's becoming clear I have a problem pronouncing the 'm' which isn't ideal. So far ppl have mistakenly thought I've named my dog 'Norn', 'Lawn' 😂 but most commonly 'Norman'

Always remember that America gave us The Strokes but also the American LP cover of Is This It

Had a great day of jeering fascists out of Brighton, fucking sad cunts, embarrassed every time.

I've been lucky/unlucky enough to have never suffered hangovers bad enough to temper my functioning alcoholism but holy shit suffering gout for the first time might do the trick. #cantwalkithurts #bigtoeverypainful

Norm was neutered on Monday so he's back to pen life until he heals 😓 He's getting back to normal after a miserable first day. A champion and his surgery suit is cool as hell tbf.

listening to the new BOC and "Age of Capricorn" is sounding so fucking anticon and perhaps I'm uncomfortably high