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I'm here to troll and shitpost, and occasionally opine to the void. I have zero interest in building an audience. If I follow you, it's because you posted something great. If you follow me, and I'm not already following you, expect to be blocked immediately.

Excuse me sir do you denounce the Doobie Brotherhood?

I disavow everyone. Let's work backwards from there. Brotherhoods I avow will be released at a later date. Sisterhoods I avow include the Dixie Chicks, Pointer Sisters, and some Spice Girls.

With all this software reverse engineering, I wonder when someone will get around to releasing an updated and open-source vibe-coded version of Windows XP.

The guy doing the dogpound to this is certainly making a choice.

Wait until you learn that most "financial advisors" and "wealth planners" just use basic investment software and have no special insight into much of anything, and that 99% of their actual job is acting as hand-holders for wealthy people as they endlessly worry about things like what new car to buy.

2 Pretty 2 Woman

I just watched a block of raw '90s MTV that someone clearly uploaded from an old VHS. There was an ad for one of those discount long-distance cards. Jesus ... remember having to use phone cards? Kind of better in some ways. Kept check-in calls to the fam short, at least.

Let's. Get. Dangerous.

i'm tired of seeing “escalating ai capabilities” reported as if it is a fact. let's be clear this claim does not rest on transparent, well-defined, independently validated metrics, but is inferred from model behaviours elicited by humans and measured through opaque, poorly designed evaluations

ME: it is the middle of September and it is almost 80 degrees outside. it still feels a little early to be drinking pumpkin spice coff- STAPLES: merry christmas you piece of shit

Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior https://theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-christ-may-have-benefited-from-fat-1833717521/

Oh hell yeah!

Batman Day, you say? Well, here is the 1926 Old Dark House horror-mystery-comedy THE BAT.

The best part about Saturday morning Bluesky infighting is that you can just unfollow everyone involved and get on with your life. Which person has the true moral highground? Who was rightfully offended, and who needs to grow up an apologize? Doesn't matter. Both lose access to my attention.

This is such a great thread because it tells you instantly how to answer the supposedly intractable regulation problem: liability, potentially joint liability, for the person who set up the AI system.

Not exactly. Brain-friend opportunist and autocracy supporter Joe Rogan three some spaghetti at the wall in an attempt to salvage his podcast's declining download stats so he can retain his unmerited wealth.

Dong Board Meeting

But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made

I have just learned about "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality"; and, y'all,

Fuck it, let's get weird.

An ally in his own way.

Compare to Ezra's active ingredients

To live—perchance to mas. Ay, there’s the rub! For in that life of mas what chalupas may come

Robots asking humans if they're robots, humans asking robots if they're humans what are we even doing lol this sucks

Make a band deadly: Portiswarhead

Make a band deadly: Stone Temple Kamikaze Pilots

James Dean seemed like the kind of guy who would have developed some troubling behaviors and personal views had he stuck around.

When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.

Make a band deadly: Hootie & The Blowfish Toxin

Make a band deadly: Iron Butterfly Knife

Make a band deadly: Silverelectricchair

Thought you'd never ask, my dude.

This is an epic, reputation-ending level of cringe.

Change a letter, change a movie The Kink's Speech

Chang a letter, change a movie The List Dragon

More board games than I expected.

"Surely, there must be some way to salvage the contracts we've made using the educational-AI grift. What about if it was just a little AI, just as a treat?"

I watched L7 shave a guy's head after a 3rd stage poetry slam at Loolapalooza.

Tramp Stamp: Avengers ... ASSEMBLE!

Huh ... that's worth knowning.

Read the fuckin room, guy