Armed Snail

has he denounced Cecil Rhodes

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

CUTE LI’L STINKERS: Happy Turtle Tuesday! Let’s shellebrate in style with a gallery featuring common musk (aka, stinkpot) turtles in the New Jersey Pinelands. 🐢 📷: Paul Leakan, NJPC #wildlife #animals #reptiles #nature

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

Kid Mayor Strikes Again

I'm at least 3 of these things

Bipartisan coalition of Wesleyan/Holiness churches, dudes whose credit scores are shot at age 25, liberal policy wonks, extremely online leftists, casino-owning Native American tribes, the Five Families of New York, and the WCTU, still puzzled how they became relevant again

Give Anderson Clayton a battlemech

The number of Bishops in North America and Europe who think they're ready to play hard ball with a Pope from the South Side who worked in Peru while the Shining Path was killing clergy is *fascinating*

VENCEMOSSSSS PORRAAAAAAAAAAQQQQQQQQQQQ

👐 MAKE THAT 9 STRAIGHT UNBEATEN!

🇧🇷Anambé-una 🌎Querula purpurata Conservação: Pouco Preocupante O anambé-una é uma ave Passeriformes da família Cotingidae. 📷 Celso B Almeida

Haters: LA out for the post season!! BUT NO it's Angel City from the corner with a chair!!!!!

And this is all paper collage Mary Delany (1700-1788), Passion Flower, ‘Paper Mosaik’ / Collage

everyone draw moles for mole day

PLAYOFF BOUND 🪽 Angel City is back in the postseason, and we have two matches left to earn a home playoff game. We need our fans to pack the building tomorrow at BMO Stadium and on November 1 at Dignity Health Sports Park. Come fuel the fight!

also saw elephant seals!

Look, puritans were many things, but I don’t think they were lacking for folks on the spectrum horse

a tv show of forensic examination of bog bodies called Sphagnum PI

>new educational breakthrough just dropped >ask if it's just selection effects >they laugh and say "it's a good pedagogy, sir" >look inside >motivated students from high-SES families

Molumbo

I love the messy throuple the Carolinas and Virginia make

We throw around "convert brain" a lot with Vance but this may be the first time it has really been painfully obvious to me that he does not participate in any sort of Catholic community.

Gamer spouse: so Mass Effect -- Overconfident AO3 spouse: *nodding* the Garrus dating sim

UH HOLY SHIT LIOCRANCHIA REINHARDTI BROODS ITS EGGS LIVE ON @schmidtocean.bsky.social RIGHT NOW www.youtube.com/live/JCSI3T-...

🇧🇷Surucuá-mascarado 🌎Trogon personatus Conservação: Pouco Preocupante O surucuá-mascarado é uma ave da ordem dos Trogoniformes, da família Trogonidae. 📷 Marco Guedes

I do think this isn't going to hit full moral panic just because it has a natural counterbalance: the other half of a couple's family who are thrilled to discover they don't have to share holidays and major life celebrations with assholes.

The NWSL Playoffs are looking more like a reality for Angel City after they close out the road trip with a huge comeback win over Denver Summit. Just two matches remain, both in Los Angeles, as the team close in on their second-ever postseason berth. 🔗📰

The Zombie Frog (Synapturanus zombie) survives on the brains of animals... just kidding. Their names come from researchers who looked like zombies after digging in the middle of a thunderstorm to find the frog. 🐸 📸 Antoine Fouquet learn more at buff.ly/qdDtY3w

Octopus is the easiest thing to cut out of your diet on moral grounds because it’s basically never around, probably has dreams and emotions and tastes like a tire.

Baku and Yuna hit the pumpkin jackpot! 🎃 Our tapirs received a MASSIVE pumpkin today for some Zoo Boo fall fun! And they won’t be the only ones getting in on the action; animals throughout the zoo and aquariums will enjoy their own slice of pumpkin season during Zoo Boo this weekend. 📹 curator Erin

ethnocentrism + pondering their orb = Wales

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